Deep Fried is back on the attack! Thank you all for your patience as I took the last month off to get my various flavors of shit together. Behold what it has earned you! I brand new website color scheme,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There are two sure fire ways to experience the sensation of living in the Matrix: pop a fistful of Marinols and watch Groundhog Day with the sound off and Stairway to Heaven playing backwards on your stereo, or visit Apple[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
 Eva Hopkins, my frequent girlfriend, has finally seen the seed of her darkest dream blossom into a black rose called…Dark Ivory!  Dark Ivory is Eva’s new comic, created in collaboration with the rather talented Joe Linsner, and stars a sexy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
 I have been getting mad penis spam lately. It’s just one “Subj: Help your little friend” after another this past week. I mean, I know a daily dose of this shit is now a staple of the American breakfast, like[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Flipping through a comic book recently I, a full grown adult enjoying children’s literature, was nonetheless galled to come across this boastful endorsement contained within a video game advertisement:Â The ad included these screen shots from the game: Â The[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Remember those 80s-era ads of marathon runners, astronauts, Green Berets, etc. getting the winning edge from a Snickers bar? Here’s the next generation of clinically unsubstantiated miracle candy: From the website: “Get charged, stay energized. It’s the peanuts, nougat, caramel[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Fanboy Face-Off, the comic podcast for people who like robust podcasts but without all the caffeine, has just reviewed Deep Fried. Their compliments reflect perfectly the roller coaster ride that is the Deep Fried experience! “Not something I would directly[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Dark horse day-dreamer Dennis Kucinich has ended his second bid for the presidency and is now repairing to Ohio to raise dough to fight off a primary challenge for his congressional seat. It should be remembered of Dennis that, his[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My boy and America’s sweetheart Matt Taibbi was on the Colbert Report the other night discussing the primaries. Matt’s the smartest voice in campaign coverage, and one of the funniest. View him with eyeballs!!I have also posted a thoughtful essay[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hasbro has begun running a series of meta-ironic magazine ads for their classic G.I. Joe masculine indoctrination toys from the 80s. Yes, they have finally caught on to what that snickering over “knowing is half the battle” was all about.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Deep Fried fan par excellence Elka Bong has done the next best thing to purchasing all of my back stock: She has ruined her flesh in my name! Thank’s to Elka’s alcoholism and poor choice in friends, Beepo will be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My girl Eva Hopkins (sweet, sexy, pink…you’ve seen her) is the demoness responsible for writing Image Comics upcoming vampire brat comic Dark Ivory (with art by the insurmountable Joe Linsner). It is available for order in this month’s Previews catalog[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Feel like you need an intense rush of addictive cinnamon excitement?? Er, I mean…are you ready to quit smoking over a period of twelve years? Then chew what all the sexxxxy young adults are chewing ! Um, that is to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you have had your faith in cinema eroded by years of high-velocity movie trailers that cut and splice all the movie’s best bits, creating what appears to be pure nitroglycerin out of the Aquafina the studio committees have passed[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The cool, well groomed young men at the Comic Book Noise podcast have featured me in their Indie Noise segment. Prick up your ears and listen to my custom-designed self promotion 25 minutes into their program (okay, listen to the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thursday, speaking at the George Bush Presidential Library, Mitt Romney–governor, billionaire, Mormon– took the lectern and assured a confused Christian Republican base that although we may wear different underwear, Christ alone girds our loins. “Today, I wish to address a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Looky! Jazma Online has an interview with me. I seem to remember them doing an interview with me back when I began this site in 2000. Am I in a wormhole or something?
The mist clings to the ground, obscuring the glistening, bony ribs of the cave floor. Condensation forms inside your space helmet as your breathing quickens. No one on the skyhook attached to the surface above you has ever descended this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
