According to 4chan, my dear, sweet Clarissa is creepypasta. But do not bother trying to confirm it. History has already swept her aside. Precious, precious, unarchived validation. … […]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Here’s a scribble from my sketchbook. This is what genius looks like in it’s unprocessed form before it is refined and sold to school children. I think I’ll start putting these up once in a while.
Just recently I created an animated trailer for one Russ Colchamiro, talented author of Finders Keepers, a sublime novel about two buds who find a jar of the Univere’s DNA and, instead of rushing to the nearest free clinic for[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
McCain’s campaign is swirling down the pipe so fast there must be scrubbing bubbles chasing him. Every day brings a new disastrous bit of PR, some almost beyond the point of risability. This exchange between CNN’s Rick Samcherez and neo-con Michael Goldfarb[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy Halloween, boys and GIRLS! Heheheheheheheheeee! Â Oh, wait…that should have been “boys and ghouls.” Goddamnit. Another holiday ruined. Â Well, Let’s try to make the best of it, Here is my promised Halloween goodie, a fun-sized candy bar of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Weapon Brown takes a vacation this week while I complete some other projects (you know what I’m talkin’ about, ladies), but come back Wednesday for a special Newsbeat animated treat: FUCKTASTROPHE 2008!
Half black, half white, all man, That One! Tax cut, health care, job growth… Is That One He’s magic on your screen… He’s everything a nominee should be Dead mom, cute kids, hot wife, That One! New poll, swing states,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The drunken lugs at Comic Book Haters have done a video review of Weapon Brown! SEE them try to spot well-known cast members in my pages! HEAR them ask over and over where the Red Haired Girl is! WINCE as[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Barack Obama, appearing Monday at his latest Roman triumph (this one in Denver) delivered yet another chalky-sweet spoonful of his patented pink bismuth for America’s upset tummy. The cure for what ails us? “We need a president who will fight[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Government’s sharpest minds announcing the product of unprecedented negotiations in which our very survival as a nation hangs by a thread, or NBC debuting the new cast of SNL?
Golly, how does the richest nation in the world come within spitting distance of a depression almost overnight? This revealing article that appeared in BussinessWeek just as Henry Paulson took the reigns as SecTrej should shed some light. A few choice[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As America braces for the reprecussions of the attack on our economy by al-Wall Street, now is the time to contact your senators and congressmen that you will be watching them like a hawk. America’s credit card is now officially[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There is a movement chugging through our great land like a mighty locomotive to cast Sarah Palin as the acolyte of a Martian cult of religious CHUDs, the same as was done to Barack Obama during the Reverend Wright-boating campaign,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve been selling a special bundle at my recent shows that has proven pretty popular, so I thought I’d give you virtual fans a bite of it. Click ye olde hypertext for the Weapon Brown Action Pack! — How it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Nasonex bee… …and a Zanti Misfit?
This weekend I will be in sunny Atlanta, Ga for the annual “How many guys in custom-built stormtrooper armor does it take to make you support the idea of a draft?” convention, also known as Dragon-Con. If you live in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Never gonna give you up, Lord! Barack Obama and John McCain’s bifurcated debate Saturday at the megachurch of doughy “The Purpose Driven Life” author Rick Warren put a spotlight on just how far two presidential candidates will go to hump[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you don’t already hate life, this is guaranteed to push your disgust to it’s utmost threshold. Warning: Not for the easily sickened or those under a court-ordered suicide watch. "And after the thousand years, Satan will be released from his prison…[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…












