Schizophrenemies 23
Thus ends the “Schizophrenemies” story arc! Only one tale remains in The Heroes Journey: “A World Without Oreos!” Who will live? Who will die? How will those who die die? Will it involve something cool with robots?? Either way, it will be Deep Fried’s last gasp… be there to see me kill my comic for the final time!
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Also: Many of you raced to help me when I sent out my recent SOS over my depleted funds! Thank you from the bottom of my heart!













You can’t kill Asparagus. She was corrupted by the Epstein-esque clown and doesn’t deserve to die. It’s not her fault and she’s innocent.
Wait, so Roadkill ISN’T on his kill list?! Considering this all effectively his fault, I’d have thought the Broom Closet would want him dead more than anyone else right now. Or do they have something else in mind for him?
JY: Uh, durr? Roadkill is an agent OF the Broom Closet? Why would they kill their own? (Or wait… maybe they DO kill their own! How the fuck should I know?? I haven’t written the final chapter yet!)
Poverty sucks. I don’t have art-buying money right now, but maybe in a few days.
JY: Thanks Siiri! You are a gentleman and a scholar! Er… a LADY and a scholar? (Just please don’t make me say “gentlelady”! I hate that term!)