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The man in the hard hat saidYour bark split years agoAnd let in the rainWhich turned your heart black I was once insulted on your behalfWhen a grocery bagGot tangled in your hairBut I never learned your name.Were you “Beech”?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The fine folks at the 11 O’Clock Comics podcast have given Weapon Brown probably the most glorious thumbs up I have ever received. Listen to the whole thing, but the important chunk, about Yours Truly, begins at 1:03:05.
It took a girl with a dragon tattoo and two Mr. Robots to solve my website problem, but I think I finally have the issue licked licked licked lickedTERMINALERROR500–$$$unexpected ampersand on line323–Homeland Security has been notified01010101010101* Unfortunately, all this computer[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hello fan(s)! I have to deactivate most of this site’s features for the next couple of days while my web host and I try to track down a bug which is causing performance issues. The site will hopefully be back[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ugh… another Scott Atoms video! He’ll be the death of me… and possibly YOU!
Enjoy (if that’s the right word) my conversation with Peanuts enthusiast William Pepper as we both dissect the most controversial of the Peanuts holiday specials: It’s Arbor Day Charlie Brown!
We all have a Rob Liefeld superhero living inside of us. I have found mine… where is yours?
Dale is back to help Scott Atoms get some much-deserved attention for being a douche.
Hello frequent visitors! It is time to broach that subject that arises in every web content creator’s life: whether or not to create a Patreon account. Starting in March I will begin producing the next installment of Deep Fried: The[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Vermont’s Montpelier Times Argus had the audacity to disparage my favorite presidential candidate in a recent editorial. I had no choice but to to show up at their offices with 900 words of gasoline! UPDATE: By popular demand, for all[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
2018 has been a terrific year for me and, I hope, for you. I published the second issue of Deep Fried: The Hero’s Journey, the second issue of PEEK!, and I ran my third successful Kickstarter. I suppose I have some[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Could it be that you still don’t “grokk” where I am coming from, “dawg”? Well, here is yet ANOTHER interview with me, conducted by a man named Reverend Fitz (which is an unfortunate name for a man of the cloth[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I keep trying to get away from these horrible, soul-absorbing podcasts, put they keep swallowing me and spitting out replicants of me with less and less hair! (I really have to stop falling asleep next to those things!) This time[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Cartoonist and podcaster Douglas Arthur has opened a can of worms and found inside of it… ME! The mother of all nightcrawlers! Listen as we discuss scandalous comics and comic book scandals on his Assault Of The 2-Headed Space Mules![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I will be appearing (hopefully fully clothed) at the Buffalo Comicon theis weekend, September 15 and 16! Deets here!
Jos? Youngs and Miguel Torres have seen he future, and it is ME! (Well, it is Weapon Brown, actually, which is why they have featured that, and by extension yours truly, on the latest installment of their wonderlicious Bam! Smack![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have just been informed that I conducted an interview with Mike and Chris of Fortress of Comic News. I don’t know what drugs I was on when I did this (apparently, it was the kind that makes you say[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A: “Aaugh!” And if you want to hear an even more obnoxious noise, listen to my howling goddamn cat as it ruins the interview I did with Nat Gertler for his Aaugh! podcast. Nat’s program is dedicated to all things[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Wouldja look at this? I’m the toast of the town again! Let’s see who’s buttering me up this week! First, It’s Wayne Hall, who heroes under the name “Major Spoiler”. Wayne recently invited me down to his awkwardly-named “Spoiler Cave”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Here are the pencils for the next issue of Peek. Love the 80s? Love to hate the 80s? Hoo-boy, are you going to be pleased!
Jordan Peterson’s, the far right’s savior du jour, loses his shit, but why does he have shit to lose in the first place? Find out in my latest hot take! And hey, look who’s the topic of the conversation again? It’s[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In the words of Futurama’s needy lobster: “Hooray! People are paying attention to me!” Some Clarissa conversation… Some Clarissa fan art… ..aand a little coverage from Bleeding Cool! Damn I’m good!
It was rough going for a while, and I’ll admit that I did have a concession speech prepared.. but what do you know? Sometimes your get lucky! And no one is luckier than a guy who has fans like mine![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The final week of the Aftershock Kickstarter is here! If you are reading this, you know what to do! Pledge! Then… take up your machetes and kill my enemies! (But pledge first, absolutely!) Also, I am now on Instagram and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Run, don’t walk (no wait: jog!) to your local newsstand, and pay the scrappy kid in the newsboy cap a shiny ha’penny to pick up the latest issue of Mad magazine, which has one of my cartoons right in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The massacre at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School is tragic, yes, but it’s also magic!
After the flu tried AND FAILED to kill me last week, delaying the launch of my Kickstarter, I rallied! I can now report that the Weapon Brown: Aftershock Kickstarter, which has been up and running all week, is doing just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Friends, Romans, countrymen… all are falling victim to the flu that is ravaging our nation, and I am no exception! And so, the Kickstarter I planned to launch this week to fund the reprint of Weapon Brown must be put[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Year of Death Ray Graphics (that’s what the Chinese are calling 2018, at least) is underway! If you did not know that, then I curse the mainstream media for distracting you with nonsense like that “Nunes Memo” shit. Damn[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Your friendly Tidy Bowl man is here with a sparkling fresh take on tonight’s shit storm.
…But guess what comic book is number one on this list? (In the “not hated” category, that is. Jeez, you think I’m bragging about being hated? My self-esteem is low, but not “Baked Alaska” low!)
My childhood has had enough! It can’t take it anymore!! It’s time to stop apologizing for The Last Jedi!
A new installment of my always timely and always unpredictable YouTube series “It’s Always Scotty” about professional Trump fluffer Scott Adams. In this episode, I deconstruct Scott’s effort to rationalize the weird way President Trump drinks from a bottle.
Happy New Year, those of you who I have not alienated with my ADD update schedule! I am busting my flat white ass (seriously, you should see it. It’s like the surface of Pluto.) to complete the mega-sized finale to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Recently, I was allowed to barge my way into Mad Magazine’s “Farewell to NYC” Christmas party. The Mad offices are relocating to Burbank, California to be closer to the Warner Brothers HQ, which will allow WB to make terrible movies[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve almost sweat all this fascist junk out of my system. Just read my final expose on Vox Day’s shitty Alt-Hero project and then, I swear, I will settle into a normal punchclock life!
Now I’ve written an open letter to Chuck Dixon, creator of Bane and soon the creator of a shitty alt-right comic book! Somebody stop me!! Update: (Ooo, looky! I spawned an epic thread on 4Chan! I’m so proud of me!)
The following is the conclusion to a series of exchanges I have had this week with author Theodore Beale, aka Vox Day, and his publisher, Castalia House, on Beale’s website. These exchanges (which I authored under the name Vox Diabolus)[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There they are, folks: the very last of the Weapon Brown graphic novels I had printed in 2014, now sold and shipped! The past year was very good for Weapon Brown. An uptick in interest from a new wave of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In my ongoing effort to protect my cartoon fans from being sickened by my bilious political screeds, I have posted “See No Evil: Conservatism’s Blind Spot for Fascism”, a post-Charlottesville editorial, on Mediums’ luxurious blogging platform.
