Soon you will all vote in the most important election in all of earth’s history! An election more historic than the one where the dinosaurs voted to defund their asteroid shield! But before you do, let Thomas Peterffy, right wing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I would not normally do this, as it smacks of generosity, but a friend of mine has assembled a few fun facts about the Party of Rohypnol, and would like to share them with you before you rock your vote.
NYT columnist Tom Friedman, the Hannibal Lecter of the English language, has been roundly smoted by better writers (Matt Taibbi especially) for his agonized mixed metaphors, as well as his blinkered observations about issues of wealth disparity formed during his[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Where’s the new frikkin’ strip?” is the sentiment I’m sure even my most devoted Blockheads are thinking today, just as they would have last week, as the sun rose on another Monday without a new Weapon Brown cartoon. I must[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’d been preparing all day to give you my review of the second Obama/Romney debate, but I kept getting distracted by this “Internet” that is all the rage. I tell you, the Internet is like some sort of LSD carnival[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sorry for the tardiness in my 10/8 update. All that sweet tenderness is hard to draw. I much prefer napalm enema art! Further in my defense, I had to journey to my hometown of Buffalo, NY this past weekend to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The moment has arrived! After years of campaigning, mudslinging, shit-flinging, hate-speeching and conspiracy mongering, the final assault on the voters’ patience is about to be launched! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls: debating time is here! Yes, the presidential debates![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My next show appearance will be the Buffalo Comicon on October 7th in beeyooteeful Buffalo, New York. Come one come all! But first… As you may have heard, I recently journeyed from my home in Rochester, New York to faraway[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every once in a while I like to acknowledge the carbon-based life forms I have been sent here to study. Here, then, are some “shouts out” Â to some of the beings whose work contributes to the rich tapestry of human[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m back, Chuck’s back… where are you? If you are reading this, I would imagine you are at work dicking around instead of making America great again! You are the reason people like me have to hit the pavement and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My camo pants have just arrived in the mail and my coded instructions from Julian Assange have all been decrypted (he hides them in Jimmy Fallon’s monologues). The Revolution is nigh! True to my convictions, this will be a green revolution.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I found the cartoon below being discussed in the Something Awful political cartoon forum and couldn’t help myself. It comes to us courtesy of a cartoonist you’ve never heard of on a website of no import. However, since the artist[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My recent comic strip-delaying trip to the Chicago Comic-Con, aka Wizard Chicago, aka the Mulligan Peters Sourdough Biscuit LLC Comics Trade Show, was a resounding success! I sold many a product, shook the sweaty hand of many a fan, and,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Wow! I didn’t even have to wait a whole week for the next “your world/my shooting gallery” tragedy! These are almost coming faster than the politicians can lose interest in the subject! Will the shooting in Washington, DC prove to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Creep Show My goodness! Has another shooting rampage befallen our bleeding nation? How could anyone who has not lived in the United States for the past month have foreseen this?? Okay, in all fairness this barely qualifies as an America-level[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The reasons for America’s Weapon Brown deficit can now be shown! Here is some of the artwork I have been preparing for this weekend’s Chicago Comic-Con. If you live in northcentral America, why not come see me? I’ll be selling[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, do you think that temple in Wisconsin was screening The Dark Knight Rises? Hey-Ohhh! What, too soon? Sorry for the gallows humor, but with these slaughters happening more frequently in our Exceptional Homeland than in the suburbs of Damascus, I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So last night, with me gallows humor locked and loaded, I went to the local cinemaplex and saw The Dark Knight Rises, thus concluding my period of mourning. Like most periods, this one began with some blood, which led to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In case you think Arizona is getting a bum rap, here’s a Google Ad I came across on the Daily Caller. Remember, this is from Joe Arpaio’s own PAC. Is anyone still in doubt as to what the Tea Party has[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve been surprisingly depresssed over the Batman slaughter in Colorado. Isn’t it surprising that one should be surprised to be depressed upon hearing that a movie theater was turned into a Funnybot routine? [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzjsSrAQTNA&feature=youtu.be[/youtube] And yet, shooting sprees are simply[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
