I’m back, Chuck’s back… where are you?

If you are reading this, I would imagine you are at work dicking around instead of making America great again! You are the reason people like me have to hit the pavement and chant goofy things in a vain effort to recapture some sort of revolutionary spirit in this formerly unstoppable Hyperpower.

Yes, Occupy yet lives! Those Muslim embassy-torchers are sure giving us a run for our money, though. First the Arab Spring, now the Embassy Row (I’m coining this phrase to brand the current debacle. Make sure to tweet #Embassyrow to all your friends and “like”  it on Facebook!) Can America’s restless, pampered, XBox-addicted youth still show the world what true chaos is made of? I say “YES!” And wait until you see the Superbowl ad we’re working on in our Downfall of America working group! I’m not going to say who we’ll be beheading in that ad (coughcoughJamieDaimoncough), but it is going to be the talk of the water cooler the next morning.

In the meantime, here are some snaps from my recent appearance at the Baltimore Comic-Con. Remember me this way when you see my mugshot floating above a Fox News Alert sometime around November.


Now, I know that the one on the left is DC’s “New 52” version of Batman, but the girl on the right? I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess that it’s a new character named “Mitten Mistress”.
“Look Harley, you have to decide: it’s either the Joker or me! Now get your foot out of my balls and choose!
Behold the Headmaster of Head Games: Doctor Mood!
Mitt Romney!! Who let you in here??
Forced to suck a Giant-Sized Man-Thing: this is where meth addiction leads, kids.
If anyone can identify the person that the arrow is pointing to, my lawyer needs him as a material witness for my lawsuit.
I’m not sure who this female is supposed to be (possibly Green Lantern.) All I know is that I am being touched by a woman, and that is what this shtick is all about.