I decided to take my outrage at the Battleship movie more publicker and launched a thread on the Something Awful forums, asking people to suppose what other board game-to-movie adaptations might be in the works. There have been some amusing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Now that I have satisfied you beyond words with the revelation of  the identity of Mr. Priceless, surely you won’t mind another delay in the next strip? Surely not! I will be in the alien state of Baltimore this weekend[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Keuth Koffler is a White House correspondent who maintains a blog called White House Dossier. This generally even-temperered conservative nonetheless provides ample red meat for sedentary Che Guevara’s like myself, and I comment on his posts often. I thought his[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
What? You think this is a joke? You think I Photoshopped this?? This isn’t a joke, you assholes! This is a real movie! This has been made! It stars Liam Neeson! This movie has been made! THIS MOVIE IS GOING[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Now that we are down to the last 15 minutes of the debt ceiling debate, I am going to spoil the ending of this schtick-filled Washington blockbuster for you. Obviously, with  the guarantee of a compromise that would sustain both[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, like me you automatically assumed that the terrorist attack in Norway was their 9/11, and you began rethinking your whole “nuking Mecca doesn’t solve anything” stance. Now we learn that it is actually Norway’s Oklahoma City, and you are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, it’s come to this people. The Great Weapon Brown Art Sale has been hovering on the brink of completion for months now; my stated goal of raising $1000.00 so close to realization I could practically read the deposit on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A Portuguese Brazilian blogger has posted a long review of Clarissa titled ‘The Day I Met Clarissa” (linked and translated here). I haven’t seen anyone give  Clarissa a detailed examination like this, so you might enjoy it.
Guess where this bloggin is coming from? That’s right! The lobby of the Plug Inn hostel in sunny-with-a-chance-of-showers Paris, France! Yes, I am on vacation and being hustled left and right by France’s finest street con artists, some of whom[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Fuck you, Matrix! Google Earth has you whipped! I haven’t visited Google’s replica of our world in a bit, but as I am going on vacation to Europe soon, I thought I’d download the latest version and take a top-down[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Rick Santorum, that frothy mixture of anal lube and fecal matter who would be president, narrowly avoids what is certain to be the first of many assassination attempts. Does Sarah Palin have an alibi? [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY5Ew1QIXIY[/youtube]
Romney’s out of the fate and fundraising fast! Yesterday these were all over the web. Today you will be lucky if you don’t find it dyed into your toilet paper! Behold, the 2011 Romney campaign slogo! Mitt paid someone five[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My Paetec travel mug is down to it’s last milliliter of precious brown ichor! I must complete this blog update  before the invigorating effects of the petroleum-analog that fuels America’s work force loses its potency and I de-Hulk into just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Here I am again. Work on the Weapon Brown commercial has begun in ernest, and  I am going to have some custom made music created for it and everything! One problem: My gritty, bad ass Chuck voice sounds like  Alvin[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m reading: Saul Alinsky’s “Rules for Radicals”. I heard that Alinsky, a community organizer and inspiration to Barrack Obama, was popular amongst the tea baggers, and his writings helped motivate the town hall revolts during 2010. Graying right-wing Ayn Randians[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So I’m reading CNN yesterday (print is dead but cable is print? I just don’t know what to make of our modern media), trying to work up some hu-mon tears to go along with the story of the family in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I dunno who drew this, or what it is referencing, but keep the cool Clarissa art coming!
After much deliberation, hand wringing and late night boozing, I have decided to restore Deep Fried #4, the Fan Appreciation edition, to my store, intact with “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Weapon Brown”, the story which was meant as a one-time[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
E-mail spam filters really ought to have a setting to bring the really good ones to your attention. Here’s an earnest effort sent to me by some underpaid iSerf in Juarez or Kuala Lumpur: “Dear Customer Spam is sent from[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Behold my latest and perhaps greatest claim to fame: a mention in this week’s VillageVoice cartoon issue! My bit is on page three, and I think you will agree that I come across as much hungrier and more desperate than the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…