For those of you who come here for my red hot politics, politics so hot that they are burning through their containment vessel and burrowing to China, here is my latest article in response to the massacres in Buffalo and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Milo, we hardly knew ye! And now we know too much!!
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Scott Adams thinks That Hillary Clinton has it in for him. He’s more right than he knows. If you are reading this, I am most likely dead, or alive. My body is probably lying across the rails of a train[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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So Obama has given us his bill of particulars for mitigating against the next mass killing spree, and New York governor Andy Cuomo has charged merrily ahead with assault weapons ban for my home state. I’m sure some of the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Tongues sure were a-waggin’ over the Obama/Romney kiss-and-make-up-lunch yesterday. The event was shrouded in Illuminati-like mystery, and the physical evidence that Romney even attended the meeting wouldn’t satisfy your average Bigfoot hunter. Many in the press lamented that they weren’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Soon you will all vote in the most important election in all of earth’s history! An election more historic than the one where the dinosaurs voted to defund their asteroid shield! But before you do, let Thomas Peterffy, right wing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I would not normally do this, as it smacks of generosity, but a friend of mine has assembled a few fun facts about the Party of Rohypnol, and would like to share them with you before you rock your vote.
You always think you’ll be able to tell someone “I hate you” one last time, and then… they are gone. Matt Taibbi’s words say what my tears cannot, but at least I can offer you this: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Qmz6tUipKw[/youtube]
Matt Taibbi has posted a blog gleefully trumpeting the implosion of the Republican party, as signaled by Wednesday’s (allegedly) final Republican candidates’ debate in Arizona. “Implosion” may be too soft a word, though. Stellar collapse is more like it; the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
New Jersey governor Chris Christie may qualify for an NEA grant soon, because he is now America’s master at turning chicken shit into high art. At a moment when what the GOP really needs is a popular, courageous pol to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Now that we are down to the last 15 minutes of the debt ceiling debate, I am going to spoil the ending of this schtick-filled Washington blockbuster for you. Obviously, with  the guarantee of a compromise that would sustain both[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
