I am return-ed from the land of my ancestors– Ireland– with tales to tell that must never be spoken and woolen souvenirs that must never be washed in hot water! I can testify that  the Emerald Isle is as good[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Complain, cry, curse the god that made you, but it will avail you not! I am on vacation for two whole weeks, off enjoying the sunny beaches of Ireland! The website should continue to run smoothly without me, but your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I hate having to hate Ben Stein. Like much of my generation, I was wooed by his sublime 15-minutes-of-fame role in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, and from that moment on his tweedy charisma made him a welcome cameo in any teleplay. He[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have recently recreated my DeviantArt page (unless you shell out for the premium service you need to remake your page if you want to change your name). You can now find my newest art creations here, under my new[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Shit has been bizonkers lately, and owing to a ton of stressful nonsense that fell in my lap all at once, I neglected to post a Coffee Break last week. Mea culpa, mi amigos. But you know how it goes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Having once decided to sign up for comment-posting on the National Review’s website,I am periodically subject to its contributors’ diatribes turning up in my inbox. Yet I am afraid to delete them, lest they exchange genes with my Viagra spam[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As you all know and have been discussing on Twitter, Facespace and other socialist media, I recently received a crushing injury to my right hand’s index finger that nearly made me say “ouch”. Well, no sooner have I gotten my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My apologies for not having a fresh, home-brewed Coffee Break cartoon for you this past Friday. Last week I took a vacation to Asheville, NC, the Portland of the South, to let my ruined index finger convalesce, and did not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Wanna see something gross? This is what comes of shaping the minds of the next generation, people! My irreplaceable right index finger got smashed under a table that I was adjusting at RIT a couple of weeks ago, and just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Those of you who lately have been wondering A) “Why the fargle has Jason been so skimpy with the blog posts lately ?”and B) “Who ate all my Sun Chips?” can finally cease your pondering. In no particular order, the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A terrorist took the life of a radical French right winger yesterday. That the terrorist and the victim were one and the same does not mitigate the tragedy. Dominique Venner was a 78 year-old historian and former member of a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Friends say something in him snapped after he went electric.
I recently decided to take a stab at writing for Cracked.com. You rember Cracked, right? It was one of the many upstart competitors to MAD magazine from back in the day, publications with names like “Crazy” or “Stupid”, all of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Last week the Syrian-level war within the conservative “movement” got a little bloodier and a lot more public. On the front lines, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly and Laura Ingraham frightened the straights when Bill broke ever so slightly with the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Rob Base is dope enough indeed, and more so because he gave Weapon Brown a hollah at WhatchaReading.com. Visit his vlog and love him back!
Dr. Benjamin Carson is black. Did you know this? This fact has eluded many people, but it cannot be denied. In Ben Carson’s genome, the continent of Africa is being forcefully expressed. And yet amazingly, this new political media darling,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you have formed any picture of me over the years I’m sure it is of a man eight feet in height with blazing emeralds for eyes, and who blows more genius into his Kleenex than God could squeeze out of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It arrived! The Epson GT-20000 wide format scanner that you made possible! Behold! Ain’t she something? I finally feel like a man! And the instructions assure me she can raster 1200 x 3600 pixeldots per scuzicycle! Whatever the fuck[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Internet’s most beloved abused child continues her worldwide goodwill tour. First she appeared in animated form in a German stop-motion cartoon and now she has inspired a Polish live-action short called “These Fluffy Little Secrets” (seems to have disappeared[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
