CHICAGO! A town I have visited many times to sell my comics, always to be  beaten down by it’s big, windy shoulders! But this was the year I fought back! This was the year I assumed… MY ULTIMATE FORM!!
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| Are you ready for a man with a Muppet arm, Chicago?? |
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| You can’t handle this foreshortening, Mayor Rahm! |
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| Normally I am on the receiving end of the beatings at Wizard World Chicago, as even the softest-skinned nerd can sense my inner wuss. NOT THIS YEAR! I delivered foam rubber beat-downs to all comers! |
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| If you see Chewbacca, tell him he’s next!! |
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| Aww, I can’t hit a girl… |
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| PSYCH! Bitches and hos get pops in the nose when my arm of harm feels like dishin’ out blows! |
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| These were “Star Wars hipsters”. I notice that none of them went the distance and grew a Snidely Whipstache. Maybe Chewie will have one in the movie. |
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| This is the best throw that this “Rainbow Brite” could deliver. FEH! She wouldn’t last  three seconds in a Thunderdome! |
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| YEAH! Thass what I’m talkin’ about! Two trademarks enter, one trademark leave! |
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| I met this girl at a cyborg support group. It can be tough to talk about how we lost our limbs, especially if it involved la…lasers….aw shit, I’m gonna lose it… |
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| I think these guys were Angry Birds. |
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| This robot guy and I were pretty evenly matched, so we settled our beef with a pie-eating contest. It only took one apple rhubarb before his voice slots were hopelessly clogged. Robots: they never learn! |
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| I asked Korra her if she’s let me “bend” her over and take her on a trip through the spirit world, and this was her response. It was worth the pain! Man, I love those chicks with the hollow, white eyes! |
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| Speaking of avatars, this is Ryan, one of my Kickstarter supporters, and his avatar. Imagine my surprise upon meeting him! I always thought he was some being from Minecraft! |
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| …Sorta like this guy! Thanks for the pledge! |
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| This here’s li’l Daryl, ready for his nap after a hard day of fighting zombies (and eating a pudding cup!) |
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| Um…. Power Rangers maybe? |
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| Another bro from the wasteland. We went out for a little ultra violence later… as well as carnitas at an adorable family-owned Mexican joint. |
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| The celebrities turn out at Wizard World! Willie Robertson, ladies and gentlemen! |
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| This is Darth Bane, the deadliest Sith from the Star Wars universe, the only warrior ever to defeat Yoda in single combat! And to his right, a guy wearing a gay purple sash. |
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| WHO’S THE JUGGERNAUT NOW, BITCH?? |
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| Well well well! Look who’s back for Round Two! Didn’t I just teach the Juggernaut who’s…
(aw shit.) |
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