When one’s senpai is professional “smartest man in the room” Scott Adams, you know that getting him to notice you will be a tall order.
And to what was he responding? This.
Jordan Peterson’s, the far right’s savior du jour, loses his shit, but why does he have shit to lose in the first place? Find out in my latest hot take!
And hey, look who’s the topic of the conversation again? It’s me!! This time its The Brotherhood of Evil Geeks who realized how important I am!
Now I’ve written an open letter to Chuck Dixon, creator of Bane and soon the creator of a shitty alt-right comic book! Somebody stop me!!
Update: (Ooo, looky! I spawned an epic thread on 4Chan! I’m so proud of me!)
In my ongoing effort to protect my cartoon fans from being sickened by my bilious political screeds, I have posted “See No Evil: Conservatism’s Blind Spot for Fascism”, a post-Charlottesville editorial, on Mediums’ luxurious blogging platform.
The alt-right wants you to reconnect with your European heritage!
Milo, we hardly knew ye! And now we know too much!!
The alt-right scores its first terrorist attack! Let’s sing!
Hoo baby, have I been busy! Some fukkin’ Interweb channel went and pimped Weapon Brown, and now people are, like, ordering it and shit! Do you know how long it takes me to package and ship these books?!  Thanks for nothing except a couple extra grand in my bank account, Total Nerd!!
Meanwhile, one of my customers put a bunch of Weapon Brown pages into a frame. Dammit, I’m more than just Weapon Brown!! Doesn’t anyone care about my recipe book for gluten-free sorghum and quinoa pastries? Only $65.00 buys you the Kindel edition!
I know what you really want out of me: dank memes! So here’s something to post to the Facebook of the alt-righter in your family!