Big Trouble in Little Rochester
Hoo baby, have I been busy! Some fukkin’ Interweb channel went and pimped Weapon Brown, and now people are, like, ordering it and shit! Do you know how long it takes me to package and ship these books?!  Thanks for nothing except a couple extra grand in my bank account, Total Nerd!!
Meanwhile, one of my customers put a bunch of Weapon Brown pages into a frame. Dammit, I’m more than just Weapon Brown!! Doesn’t anyone care about my recipe book for gluten-free sorghum and quinoa pastries? Only $65.00 buys you the Kindel edition!
I know what you really want out of me: dank memes! So here’s something to post to the Facebook of the alt-righter in your family!
(I have fun.)
Faux ginger be damned! I will rise from the cat dander and dog farts to a place of solvency and then buy more Deep Fried art at a Yungbluth appearance! Until then I scoop the litter with hope my cat leaves my nads alone as I sleep naked dreaming of Velma grasping for her glasses. May that vomiting demon mutant ginger cat finds favor on my lap and protection from my rescue Pitt’s attempt to snout rape his ass. Merry Saturnalia!
Knows a good thing when he sees it.
When will Weapon Brown be restocked on Amazon.com?
JY: I just mailed them a bunch, so any day now!
Thanks, JY! Looking forward to experiencing your work!:)