Hoo baby, have I been busy! Some fukkin’ Interweb channel went and pimped Weapon Brown, and now people are, like, ordering it and shit! Do you know how long it takes me to package and ship these books?!  Thanks for nothing except a couple extra grand in my bank account, Total Nerd!!


Meanwhile, one of my customers put a bunch of Weapon Brown pages into a frame. Dammit, I’m more than just Weapon Brown!! Doesn’t anyone care about my recipe book for gluten-free sorghum and quinoa pastries? Only $65.00 buys you the Kindel edition!

I know what you really want out of me: dank memes! So here’s something to post to the Facebook of the alt-righter in your family!

strangelove-ani-1(I have fun.)