My glory keeps being reflected back upon me wherever I turn! First this selfie by a satisfied T-shirt purchaser… …And then this piece of fan art by a former pupil of mine, who has since turned to the dark side ,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have been a very,very, bad girl, Gaga. Many an obligation, aggravation and inebriation is to blame for the fact that I have not posted a Coffee Break in the past two weeks (and I know that those gleanings from my MAD magazine[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am pals with the folks behind the Stairwell Believers Kickstarter campaign going on right now, and I love their creativity! Okay, okay, stay with me… first watch this video they created about the mysterious Escherian Stairwell… [youtube]http://youtu.be/iBY4HaAngaA[/youtube] WAS NOT[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
After waiting for the rest of the Internet to delete all its extant duplicates of my Clarissa story “Stuffed Friend”, I have finally thrown up my hands and decided I had better cash in on this craze and post Stuffed[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ladies and Penis-wielders, after weeks of self-imposed darkness concerning the events transpiring outside my nervous system, I have decided that for ONE DAY ONLY, I will marinate myself in news juices! The demands of completing the Weapon Brown graphic novel[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A concerned reader alerted me that something is wonky with my comments feature. Apparently trying to post a comment earns you some sort of “socket error” message. I have disabled my comments for the time being, but will re-enable them[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For weeks now I have managed to deflect information about the world at large as though protected by a Holtzman generator (look it up!). However, news that moves slower than 9 cm per second can still reach me, and against my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My news fast continues, and after weeks of oblivionI have concluded that nothing at all is taking place in the world! I would have thought by now that if anything at all that could possibly affect my life were transpiring[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Woot! The Weapon Brown graphic novel is now officially listed in the big ol’ Previews catalog that ships to every comic shop in the known Universe! Soon the world will get to enjoy what only you, the select few have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you think I’m sitting around smoking dope all day like a one man State of Colorado instead of working on new comics, then you’re half right! Here’s a page from the new short story that will be in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Comic Book Resources has an article up about how crowd funding is changing the face of the comics market. Among the stats featured are those showing Weapon Brown crushing it in November as the fifth most funded comic book campaign that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
(Okay, well… Steven is looking in the other direction, but he might have caught the reflection in one of his Oscars. Photo courtesy of Peter Podgursky)
The New Year approaches, but I don’t want to say goodbye to 2013! When will I ever again have a year as triumphant as this one? I do not refer to my earthquake of a Kickstarter campaign but to the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You’ve waited forever and a half for this, now behold! The Stuffed Friend animated cartoon is finally live and free on the Interwebnet! Robot Chicken? There’s the door! [vimeo]https://vimeo.com/45958331[/vimeo]
Why do people keep sending me cartoons about Peanuts in other, wackier contexts? I have no affinity for the work of Charles Schulz, but if I did, I would be outraged that people were besmirching it’s timeless, sweet-natured gags! FOR[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
At last the moment I have held my breath for has arrived! The money from my Kickstarter  has been deposited in my bank account! I am no longer merely a hypothetical success! The precious numbers have officially teleported from one open[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My precious website, how I have missed you! I’ve been spending so much time with that dolled-up Kickstarter site that you may think I have forgotten  the dirty old whore who got me to where I am. But  I could never[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well, it happened! A buncha crazy bastards who didn’t realize that they should be investing in gold bouillon instead threw their money down on my craps table. And as usual, the House won! My Kickstarter has been successfully funded not,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is a clip from the recent Simpsons episode “YOLO”. Can anyone tell me the name of the song? I know I’ve heard it before playing over images of flowers blossoming and fawns frolicking, but I can’t identify it. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9n0AD1AVU4[/youtube]
If you have been holding out on pledging to the Kickstarter–LIKE SOME KIND OF SELFISH A-HOLE WHO DOESN’T LOVE ME!!–I have added one last level of super-coolness to the pledge drive! Click here to learn about my Black BROWN Wednesday incentives![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
