Is rolling up a blister pack in your t-shirt sleeve still “cool”?
Feel like you need an intense rush of addictive cinnamon excitement?? Er, I mean…are you ready to quit smoking over a period of twelve years? Then chew what all the sexxxxy young adults are chewing ! Um, that is to say…methadone maintenance just got a brand new ad campaign. Try NEW Nicorette Action-Flavored sports gum! By which we mean, make Nicorette Cinnamon Surge a part of your doctor-regulated stop-smoking regiment. It’s the needle in the arm that does your lungs no harm! The chewable drug that gives your habit a hug! Urhmm…please limit consumption to 15 pieces a day. Consult our FAQ before giving Nicorette to children under four.
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