Deep Fried fan par excellence Elka Bong has done the next best thing to purchasing all of my back stock: She has ruined her flesh in my name!

Thank’s to Elka’s alcoholism and poor choice in friends, Beepo will be juggling kittens on her shin forever!

My only hope is that someday Elka falls over dead in an Irish peat bog so that her mummified corpse can be put on display thousands of years in the future, where the cerebro sapiens will undoubtedly conclude that Beepo was either Elka’s slave brand or her deity.