My effort to become the new Gene Roddenberry begins! Join my Patreon for free and let’s begin the fan-fueled journey to rescue Star Trek! By joining my Patreon you will get to vote in my Fever Dream polls, and this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I did not commission this, Weapon Brown fans, but it exists and we must worship it!
My car needs a new muffler, so now seems like the perfect time to remind you that among my many talents are painting pet portraits! Got a relative who really loves their pet (alive or dearly departed)? A pet portrait[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ever been to a 50501 protest? Well, now you don’t have to! Click here to read the latest dose parade-peein’ from your favorite curmudgeon!
I will soon be debuting the final chapter in the Deep Fried: The Hero’s Journey saga: “Schizoprenemies”! Here is a sneak peak at some of the pages I am working on. Who will live? Who will die?? I have to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Behold my art as it should always be displayed! I recently created this pastel portrait of Robert Plant for a client who framed it thusly. Any of you who possess even a postage stamp-sized piece of my work and have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My friend the Gilmonster is the creator of a game called “Amputheater– The World’s Goriest Boardgame!”™ (Ha! He’s never seen how I play Candyland!) Gil added Weapon Brown to his lineup of playable monsters, and I thought I’d share his[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Something about launching a Kickstarter to reprint Weapon Brown has renewed my interest in drawing violent men with metal arms! with Here is a WIP sketch of the hyper-violent Conquest (from Invincible)! I am taking this all the way to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The future is now! (Whoops… your data has already been stolen!)
Why won’t the New Yorker take my calls?
Time… to die. (But before I do, keep buying my art! I’m in a deal making mood, so ask for one!)
Where would my career be now if only I had stopped to smell the roses and molest more women? Forget about that, though! Buy my art! It’s all on sale this week… make me an offer! I’m prepared to haggle[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Alex Kurtzman tries so hard to please us… why can’t I leave him alone?
Enjoy my latest update video, complete with my snarky opinion on a bunch of shows that have just been cancelled, so who gives a crap?
