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A concerned reader alerted me that something is wonky with my comments feature. Apparently trying to post a comment earns you some sort of “socket error” message. I have disabled my comments for the time being, but will re-enable them[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For weeks now I have managed to deflect information about the world at large as though protected by a Holtzman generator (look it up!). However, news that moves slower than 9 cm per second can still reach me, and against my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My news fast continues, and after weeks of oblivionI have concluded that nothing at all is taking place in the world! I would have thought by now that if anything at all that could possibly affect my life were transpiring[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Woot! The Weapon Brown graphic novel is now officially listed in the big ol’ Previews catalog that ships to every comic shop in the known Universe! Soon the world will get to enjoy what only you, the select few have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you think I’m sitting around smoking dope all day like a one man State of Colorado instead of working on new comics, then you’re half right! Here’s a page from the new short story that will be in the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Comic Book Resources has an article up about how crowd funding is changing the face of the comics market. Among the stats featured are those showing Weapon Brown crushing it in November as the fifth most funded comic book campaign that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
(Okay, well… Steven is looking in the other direction, but he might have caught the reflection in one of his Oscars. Photo courtesy of Peter Podgursky)
The New Year approaches, but I don’t want to say goodbye to 2013! When will I ever again have a year as triumphant as this one? I do not refer to my earthquake of a Kickstarter campaign but to the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You’ve waited forever and a half for this, now behold! The Stuffed Friend animated cartoon is finally live and free on the Interwebnet! Robot Chicken? There’s the door! [vimeo]https://vimeo.com/45958331[/vimeo]
Why do people keep sending me cartoons about Peanuts in other, wackier contexts? I have no affinity for the work of Charles Schulz, but if I did, I would be outraged that people were besmirching it’s timeless, sweet-natured gags! FOR[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
At last the moment I have held my breath for has arrived! The money from my Kickstarter  has been deposited in my bank account! I am no longer merely a hypothetical success! The precious numbers have officially teleported from one open[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My precious website, how I have missed you! I’ve been spending so much time with that dolled-up Kickstarter site that you may think I have forgotten  the dirty old whore who got me to where I am. But  I could never[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well, it happened! A buncha crazy bastards who didn’t realize that they should be investing in gold bouillon instead threw their money down on my craps table. And as usual, the House won! My Kickstarter has been successfully funded not,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My Kickstarter is in its final hours, and here’s a little pre-celebration “thank you” to you all! This campaign has been a great success, and you are to thank! But that’s no excuse not to give me whatever you have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is a clip from the recent Simpsons episode “YOLO”. Can anyone tell me the name of the song? I know I’ve heard it before playing over images of flowers blossoming and fawns frolicking, but I can’t identify it. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9n0AD1AVU4[/youtube]
If you have been holding out on pledging to the Kickstarter–LIKE SOME KIND OF SELFISH A-HOLE WHO DOESN’T LOVE ME!!–I have added one last level of super-coolness to the pledge drive! Click here to learn about my Black BROWN Wednesday incentives![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Here’s a shout-out for my Kickstarter from The Outhouse comic forums. It’s about time I got proper recognition for my toilet humor!
In honor of the “shmoo reveal” in this week’s strips, here’s a loop I created from the infamous “Gimme Pizza Slow” viral meme worm that is plaguing our nation.To me this sounds like the hook to some Easter egg track from off[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This Kickstarter thing is starting to feel like a job! Why should I have to work to keep the cash streaming in? Haven’t I already given enough over the years? Nobody told me a job in cartooning would require me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am going to take a second swing at doing an IAmA on Reddit. I goofed the first one I posted by not realizing I needed to be “live-in-the-room”, so to speak. So, I will now set aside a bit[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am creating one of those famous “Ask Me Anything” threads on Reddit, and the Overlords need proof that I am who I sez I am! This blog entry should suffice… until the Republicans start demanding photo ID. Once this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m funded! My Kickstarter has reached it’s goal of $12,500! OMG! I can print volume one of the Weapon Brown omnibus! OMG! OMG and more OMG!! (BTW, could someone e-mail me and tell me what “OMG” means? I hear all[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Kickstarter is still chugging along at a brisk pace! I have already raised nearly $10,000 of my $12,5000 goal! If the winds blow right, I could even make my goal this week! But if not, the sailing might get[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
At last! At last, after spending all day shoving my Kickstarter campaign in front of anybody on the Interweb with a gravatar to their name, I am finally able to pimp my work here, where my work is! So here[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The clock is ticking down to the Weapon Brown Kickstarter, peeps! Are you stoked?? Check your damn pulse! If your blood pressure isn’t 160 over 90 then you must be huffing ether! I have been hustling like never before to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My buddy Alex Stern (who will soon rock the world of voice acting with his star turn in my Weapon Brown Kickstarter ad) has made a video starring my T-shirt! And also himself. [youtube]http://youtu.be/QrhiA78s9iQ[/youtube]
There is a brilliant episode of the always brilliant South Park in which obese, racist 4th grader Cartman viciously mocks a motivational speaker at his school, a dwarf. After failing to enlighten Cartman through passive resistance, the speaker ultimately organizes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy Government Shutdown, everyone! And wouldn’t you know that the Teapublicans would pick today. my very own birthday, to  ruin the nation? It’s like they think I’m not doing enough on my own to destroy Western Civilization! Um, haven’t you[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I haven’t been blogging enough lately, which I know is the feature that keeps you coming back to this site. Believe me, the moment Ben Stein writes his next syllable I will be on it like a pit bull on[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I noticed recently that one of my YouTube clips, a short piece of nothing taken from the program Star Trek: Enterprise, seems to be getting a lot of hits. Seriously, I’m receiving half a dozen comments a week about it![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Deliciously flavored Blockhead Ginger Mayerson is running an IndyGoGo campaign for her graphic novel project, conveniently titled Eschaton-a-Go-Go. It is an epic fantasy about a war between gods, the machinations of magical lake spirits, and military coups in Russia. It[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I will tell you this: if my Kickstarter for the Weapon Brown omnibus doesn’t net me a cool $50 m dollars, I will consider this entire effort to have been a colossal waste. “Mister Yungbluth, you have met your stretch[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am return-ed from the land of my ancestors– Ireland– with tales to tell that must never be spoken and woolen souvenirs that must never be washed in hot water! I can testify that  the Emerald Isle is as good[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Complain, cry, curse the god that made you, but it will avail you not! I am on vacation for two whole weeks, off enjoying the sunny beaches of Ireland! The website should continue to run smoothly without me, but your[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I hate having to hate Ben Stein. Like much of my generation, I was wooed by his sublime 15-minutes-of-fame role in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, and from that moment on his tweedy charisma made him a welcome cameo in any teleplay. He[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have recently recreated my DeviantArt page (unless you shell out for the premium service you need to remake your page if you want to change your name). You can now find my newest art creations here, under my new[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Shit has been bizonkers lately, and owing to a ton of stressful nonsense that fell in my lap all at once, I neglected to post a Coffee Break last week. Mea culpa, mi amigos. But you know how it goes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Having once decided to sign up for comment-posting on the National Review’s website,I am periodically subject to its contributors’ diatribes turning up in my inbox. Yet I am afraid to delete them, lest they exchange genes with my Viagra spam[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As you all know and have been discussing on Twitter, Facespace and other socialist media, I recently received a crushing injury to my right hand’s index finger that nearly made me say “ouch”. Well, no sooner have I gotten my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My apologies for not having a fresh, home-brewed Coffee Break cartoon for you this past Friday. Last week I took a vacation to Asheville, NC, the Portland of the South, to let my ruined index finger convalesce, and did not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Wanna see something gross? This is what comes of shaping the minds of the next generation, people! My irreplaceable right index finger got smashed under a table that I was adjusting at RIT a couple of weeks ago, and just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Those of you who lately have been wondering A) “Why the fargle has Jason been so skimpy with the blog posts lately ?”and B) “Who ate all my Sun Chips?” can finally cease your pondering. In no particular order, the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A terrorist took the life of a radical French right winger yesterday. That the terrorist and the victim were one and the same does not mitigate the tragedy. Dominique Venner was a 78 year-old historian and former member of a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Friends say something in him snapped after he went electric.
I recently decided to take a stab at writing for Cracked.com. You rember Cracked, right? It was one of the many upstart competitors to MAD magazine from back in the day, publications with names like “Crazy” or “Stupid”, all of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
