 |
|---|
 |
|
Last week the Syrian-level war within the conservative “movement” got a little bloodier and a lot more public. On the front lines, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’Reilly and Laura Ingraham frightened the straights when Bill broke ever so slightly with the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Rob Base is dope enough indeed, and more so because he gave Weapon Brown a hollah at WhatchaReading.com. Visit his vlog and love him back!
Dr. Benjamin Carson is black. Did you know this? This fact has eluded many people, but it cannot be denied. In Ben Carson’s genome, the continent of Africa is being forcefully expressed. And yet amazingly, this new political media darling,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you have formed any picture of me over the years I’m sure it is of a man eight feet in height with blazing emeralds for eyes, and who blows more genius into his Kleenex than God could squeeze out of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It arrived! The Epson GT-20000 wide format scanner that you made possible! Behold! Ain’t she something? I finally feel like a man! And the instructions assure me she can raster 1200 x 3600 pixeldots per scuzicycle! Whatever the fuck[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Internet’s most beloved abused child continues her worldwide goodwill tour. First she appeared in animated form in a German cartoon, and now she has inspired a Polish live-action short. Hmm, first Clarissa conquered Germany, then Poland… look out, Czechoslovakia![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Am I the only one getting creeped out by this picture, which seems to be everywhere on the Web?? Who is this girl, and why does she have living hands glued to her head?? Is this a still from a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I recently had an issue with my scanner. Yes, the scanner; the very device that translates my artwork into digital data and teleports it onto the Intertubes. It began placing vertical streaks on my work, and after the best advice[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Stare into that place on the webnet that you fear to look and you will find me staring back at you! Over at PerehlionSF.com, you can read my take on the movie Argo. Elsewhere, cartoonist extraordinaire Mat Bors stumbled across[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Learning After Effects is fun when you can post your experiments to comic strip forums and the like (mine own website being “the like”.)
Of all the twists, turns, folds, bends and power outages of last night’s Super Bowl (or “The Big Game”, as your regional supermarket chain called it in their circulars advertising off-brand pretzels), surely the most shocking turn of events was[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
J.J. Abrams to direct seventh Star Wars film.
Like everyone on this planet at all times in history, I wish to see the pillars of society shaken, the high brought low, the prideful and the powerful forced to give awkward press conferences, and with no sacrifice on my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am doing a lot of advertising this week in celebration of my relaunch. One of the sites I have an ad up on is Slowpokecomics.com, home of the very fine work of Jen Sorensen. Trouble is, I am not[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hear ye, hear ye! Can ye hear me in the back? Good! This is to announce that my trans-temporal beam-o-scope has completed it’s necessary 1000th oscillation, and  the Weapon Brown reboot will officially commence next Monday! You long-time fans are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So Obama has given us his bill of particulars for mitigating against the next mass killing spree, and New York governor Andy Cuomo has charged merrily ahead with assault weapons ban for my home state. I’m sure some of the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
It’s happening again!! I thought the Mayan Apocalypse had ended the aeon and that the signs from Hollywood would cease their flow. But behold! They are as abundant as ever! Please, if you value your sanity, stay as far away[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Lump of coal for you from Santa, and from me a wish for slow cancer
Okay, the post-Weapon Brown era of Whatisdeepfried.com is coming along nicely. Those who you who failed in your suicide attempts and have Internet access in your psych wards have already enjoyed two installments of Coffee Break, but probably want to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am still recovering from the flu-that-would-not-end, and I would prefer that that, along with the Fiscpocalypse, was all that was on America’s collective mind. Obviously it isn’t. I don’t know what I can say about Connecticut that would be[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am a little under the weather right now, that weather being the Great Red Spot of Jupiter. Yes, I have contracted the So-Called Fiscal Cliff… er, the flu (sorry, everything seems to come back to that goddamn Fiscal Cliff),[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
God… My first week without a looming Weapon Brown deadline for me to ignore. I am feeling this intense sensation of euphoria and paranoia over it…! Oh, wait… that’s from smoking my bong. Here–let me just put that away for the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Tongues sure were a-waggin’ over the Obama/Romney kiss-and-make-up-lunch yesterday. The event was shrouded in Illuminati-like mystery, and the physical evidence that Romney even attended the meeting wouldn’t satisfy your average Bigfoot hunter. Many in the press lamented that they weren’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Happy Cyber Black Monday, my strong brothers and sisters. I hope you are all taking power from whitey through one cutting blog post after another. Don’t be afraid to troll Amazon, neither! The revolution will not be retweeted! But this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sheesh! This “wrapping up Weapon Brown” thing is more agonizing than I thought! Still, I will keep to my damn schedule, even if I bend my rules a bit. Even if I have to make rule origami out of them.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Soon you will all vote in the most important election in all of earth’s history! An election more historic than the one where the dinosaurs voted to defund their asteroid shield! But before you do, let Thomas Peterffy, right wing[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I would not normally do this, as it smacks of generosity, but a friend of mine has assembled a few fun facts about the Party of Rohypnol, and would like to share them with you before you rock your vote.
NYT columnist Tom Friedman, the Hannibal Lecter of the English language, has been roundly smoted by better writers (Matt Taibbi especially) for his agonized mixed metaphors, as well as his blinkered observations about issues of wealth disparity formed during his[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Where’s the new frikkin’ strip?” is the sentiment I’m sure even my most devoted Blockheads are thinking today, just as they would have last week, as the sun rose on another Monday without a new Weapon Brown cartoon. I must[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’d been preparing all day to give you my review of the second Obama/Romney debate, but I kept getting distracted by this “Internet” that is all the rage. I tell you, the Internet is like some sort of LSD carnival[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sorry for the tardiness in my 10/8 update. All that sweet tenderness is hard to draw. I much prefer napalm enema art! Further in my defense, I had to journey to my hometown of Buffalo, NY this past weekend to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The moment has arrived! After years of campaigning, mudslinging, shit-flinging, hate-speeching and conspiracy mongering, the final assault on the voters’ patience is about to be launched! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls: debating time is here! Yes, the presidential debates![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My next show appearance will be the Buffalo Comicon on October 7th in beeyooteeful Buffalo, New York. Come one come all! But first… As you may have heard, I recently journeyed from my home in Rochester, New York to faraway[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Every once in a while I like to acknowledge the carbon-based life forms I have been sent here to study. Here, then, are some “shouts out” Â to some of the beings whose work contributes to the rich tapestry of human[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m back, Chuck’s back… where are you? If you are reading this, I would imagine you are at work dicking around instead of making America great again! You are the reason people like me have to hit the pavement and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My camo pants have just arrived in the mail and my coded instructions from Julian Assange have all been decrypted (he hides them in Jimmy Fallon’s monologues). The Revolution is nigh! True to my convictions, this will be a green revolution.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I found the cartoon below being discussed in the Something Awful political cartoon forum and couldn’t help myself. It comes to us courtesy of a cartoonist you’ve never heard of on a website of no import. However, since the artist[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My recent comic strip-delaying trip to the Chicago Comic-Con, aka Wizard Chicago, aka the Mulligan Peters Sourdough Biscuit LLC Comics Trade Show, was a resounding success! I sold many a product, shook the sweaty hand of many a fan, and,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Wow! I didn’t even have to wait a whole week for the next “your world/my shooting gallery” tragedy! These are almost coming faster than the politicians can lose interest in the subject! Will the shooting in Washington, DC prove to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Creep Show My goodness! Has another shooting rampage befallen our bleeding nation? How could anyone who has not lived in the United States for the past month have foreseen this?? Okay, in all fairness this barely qualifies as an America-level[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The reasons for America’s Weapon Brown deficit can now be shown! Here is some of the artwork I have been preparing for this weekend’s Chicago Comic-Con. If you live in northcentral America, why not come see me? I’ll be selling[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So, do you think that temple in Wisconsin was screening The Dark Knight Rises? Hey-Ohhh! What, too soon? Sorry for the gallows humor, but with these slaughters happening more frequently in our Exceptional Homeland than in the suburbs of Damascus, I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So last night, with me gallows humor locked and loaded, I went to the local cinemaplex and saw The Dark Knight Rises, thus concluding my period of mourning. Like most periods, this one began with some blood, which led to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In case you think Arizona is getting a bum rap, here’s a Google Ad I came across on the Daily Caller. Remember, this is from Joe Arpaio’s own PAC. Is anyone still in doubt as to what the Tea Party has[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve been surprisingly depresssed over the Batman slaughter in Colorado. Isn’t it surprising that one should be surprised to be depressed upon hearing that a movie theater was turned into a Funnybot routine? [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzjsSrAQTNA&feature=youtu.be[/youtube] And yet, shooting sprees are simply[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A new Monday has come and with it, new priorities for the remainder of the year. If you recall, I laid out some New Year’s Resolutions a while back, promising to keep the entertainment flowing even as Chuck’s epic saga[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Double Tap pre-orders are all in the mail! Like Christ on his cross, I can finally croak the words “It is accomplished,” and die. Also like Christ, I intend to raise myself from the dead to become a powerhouse[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Here is the art for the cover to Blockhead’s War #6. What do you think foks: new T-shirt?
