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CHICAGO! A town I have visited many times to sell my comics, always to be  beaten down by it’s big, windy shoulders! But this was the year I fought back! This was the year I assumed… MY ULTIMATE FORM!! Are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
“Where the fliggity fliggity fuck is Deep Fried?” You ask, using that ersatz hip-hop slang that you know annoys me. Apologies! I have been busy as one of Santa’s elves getting one project after another completed in advance of the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I just began working on my Weapon Brown arm for my appearance at the Chicago Comicon (August 20-23). Fear my foam rubber thunder!! (okay, it looks like cardboard now, but believe me, the arm is going to be quite foamy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have finally thrown away Weapon Brown’s placenta… that is, the phonebook-thick folder of reference pictures I used to craft every detailed page of the comic series. Those pages represented countless hours of research, not to mention a large slice[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
For no other reason than I had a bag of kind bud that needed burning, my friends and I recently watched Jupiter Ascending, a movie that must have been bankrolled by the guys at RiffTrax. I mean… Wow. This movie[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Three-pee-em. Ooze out of bed. Wake-up bonus: more hot water comes out of my showerhead today than has in two years. Dress. Today my “Vertigo†T-shirt, a Christmas present from Mad magazine, will be my chest’s message to the world.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sound the trumpets! The Peekstarter met its goal and once again God’s desire to thwart my career has been shoved right back up his cosmic poophole! THE PEOPLE ARE RUNNING THE UNIVERSE NOW, YAHWEH! Anyway, I’d like to thank everyone who[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
MWAH!! I’d like to offer a big “thank you” to every visitor to Whatisdeepfried.com who has helped make the Kickstarter campaign for Peek! a success! The funding goal of $8000.00 has been met, and with still a week to go,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Peeking is believing! Rejoice! Rejoice! You have no choice!! The Peek! Kickstarter has begun! “What the ever-loving monkeyhell is ‘Peek!‘” you ask, using your most colorful language? It is the new comic book series I am trying to get off the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
On April 10 at Long Island University, Garry Trudeau accepted the George Polk Career Award for his lifetime of work on Doonesbury. In his acceptance speech Trudeau addressed January’s Charlie Hebdo massacre, in which twelve people were killed at the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’d like to thank all the geeks, freaks and Greeks who came to see me at the Buffalo Comicon this past Sunday. My sales were great, my patter was snappy and my iPad successfully phished the Social Security numbers of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you have been wondering when the hell the next installment of Deep Fried will drop, I have been wondering myself! As usual, you can blame my other cartoon projects for delaying your enjoyment of the greatest web strip ever to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Peep dis… I’m not the only one who has had “the vision”! Others have seen The Bald One stalking the barren hellscape of the post-apocalypse to come! Weapon Brown is our future!!! Â
After a two-week hallucinatory odyssey that began when I snorted an ounce of wasabi and stared for eighteen hours into a head of Romanesco broccoli, my thoughts are once again nine-dimensional enough that I can pass through the wormhole aperture that is the Apple movie trailer website and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In February of 2014 I began an experiment in irresponsibility. I rejected my American privilege of total information saturation and made the conscious decision to ignore as much news coverage as I possibly could for as long as I could.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There have been any number of critical responses to the Charlie Hebdo massacre containing opinions that differ from my own, and no harm done, but Arthur Chu, the Daily Beast’s nerd-culture columnist, has woken the dragon! (That’s nerd bait.) I don’t begrudge Chu’s right[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yesterday morning I awoke to the hostile antics of Elvis Duran and the Morning Show, a syndicated zoo crew on Rochester’s KISS FM. I am occasionally subjected to the Elvis Duran show when the dial on my 30-year-old clock radio wanders[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey frequent visitors! Did you know there is a Deep Fried Reddit? There is! Visit it and then UPVOTE MY STRIPS EVERY GODDAMN DAY!!
Give her your love! LEAVE HER ALONE! Who is she? She’s Bryan Glass’ Furious, America’s favorite hot mess! I’ve been planning to do a Furious homage since I ran into Bryan this past summer while on my Weapon Brown world tour. Don’t[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My site was briefly down because a hacker took time out from raping his dog to basically do this to Whatisdeepfried.com: But all is well now. Let’s celebrate with a charming piece of artwork I created for my convention appearances this[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Holy crap, some days are just worth it! Look what just showed up in my e-mail! All my years of hard work are not the equal of James Heaphy’s Halloween costume. I can now die happy, (except for all my[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Welcome back, both of you! What do you think of the new paint job?  My Pablo Ferro-inspired re-design is thrusting Whatisdeepfried.com into a brand new century: The 20th! You will notice a few improvements apart from the desaturation of the overall color scheme.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have at long last mailed the remaining orders owed to my heroic Kickstarter pledgers, thus completely wrapping the Weapon Brown Kickstarter campaign in time for next week’s debut of the redecorated Whatisdeepfried.com! If you were a pledger, thank you again[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I recently stuffed as much mucus up my nose as each nostril could take and then did an inytrview with the cool cats at the Nerd to the Third Power podcast! Here it is in the form of a yummy[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Maybe you’ve heard of this controversy? Â Well I did! And I couldn’t help funnin’ with Krazy Krow’s cartoon gal Spinnerette over it!
I have been journeying across Our Homeland spreading the gospel of Weapon Brown to those who deny that Chuck is the One True Blockhead. Here are some snaps from my most recent tent revivals! Chicago! Here I am, ready to sell[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My signing at Forbidden Planet this past Wednesday was a thrill! Have you ever lugged 100lbs of future landfill around one of the most crowded cities on earth, occasionally dropping it down a flight of subway stairs? Thriiillllliiinnnng. Here are the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Robot 6, the mighty Jaeger defending America’s East Coast, is also a comic book critic with much love for Weapon Brown! Read his review of my mighty graphic novel at Comic Book Resources. And the megastorm of Weapon Brown coverage continues! Here’s another review from[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Much love to The Geekiary for an interview they just did with me! Read it here before the fact checking begins and they find out that that Charlie Brown was actually invented by a guy named Jorge Schlotz! And look![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So by now, unless you have been living under a rainwater-filled tire with a guy named Three-toed Benny (he’s a nice guy as long as you don’t touch his poncho), you have heard of the national practical joke that is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
So we’ve all seen it now, the Daily Outrage, a woman in a parking lot acting like a genuine asshole to a man whose asshole pedigree is at least uncertain. What is certain is that if you want to see[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
As threatened promised, I showed up at Buffalo’s Queen City bookstore on Wednesday and thrusted a hard Weapon Brown at every unsuspecting customer that made eye contact with me. The public’s to my book ran the gambit from indifference to bloooorrrghh! “If you must hold[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you try to post comments on my web site, beware! Captcha is really about fucking with your head today!
I saw this clip of John Oliver’s show (wait… when did he get a show? The durn world is changing’ on me!) having to do the the FCC’s upcoming decision on Net Neutrality rules. At the end of his segment,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I just completed high-level, sixteen-page contract-type negotiations with Forbidden Planet, New York City’s awesomest comic shop (I must say that in every blog post, as per paragraph five, clause B) to do a signing in August. My own lawyer, Ronald Howe of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If any of you out there in the Intersphere live near the terrestrial coordinates of Buffalo, New York, I hope you will drop by Queen City Bookstore on June 4th from noon-4pm to see me in my flabby, carbon-based body![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Hey gang (do two fans and a Twitter stalker count as a gang?), I had my big book release party at Rochester’s own Comics Etc. today! Many friends and followers showed up, and I was so busy I think I[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I visit my website once a day and am saddened by how little I have been giving you! Since November there has been little time for me to devote to the comics, political screeds and clever what-nots that are the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
You doubted! You scoffed! You said “Jason, you cannot put something as awesome as Weapon Brown under one cover, publish it and get yetis to pose with it!” OH YEAH?? There it is! Weapon Brown, the graphic novel, realized at[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Well how do you like that? After years of putting poor Clarissa through one torment after another, the little dear struck back at me by placing herself underneath a cup of tea just as I was spilling it! Farewell, half-finished page![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My glory keeps being reflected back upon me wherever I turn! First this selfie by a satisfied T-shirt purchaser… …And then this piece of fan art by a former pupil of mine, who has since turned to the dark side ,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have been a very,very, bad girl, Gaga. Many an obligation, aggravation and inebriation is to blame for the fact that I have not posted a Coffee Break in the past two weeks (and I know that those gleanings from my MAD magazine[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I am pals with the folks behind the Stairwell Believers Kickstarter campaign going on right now, and I love their creativity! Okay, okay, stay with me… first watch this video they created about the mysterious Escherian Stairwell… [youtube]http://youtu.be/iBY4HaAngaA[/youtube] WAS NOT[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
After waiting for the rest of the Internet to delete all its extant duplicates of my Clarissa story “Stuffed Friend”, I have finally thrown up my hands and decided I had better cash in on this craze and post Stuffed[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ladies and Penis-wielders, after weeks of self-imposed darkness concerning the events transpiring outside my nervous system, I have decided that for ONE DAY ONLY, I will marinate myself in news juices! The demands of completing the Weapon Brown graphic novel[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
