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My Rochester World Tour Continues!

by on March 10, 2016 at 7:41 pm
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signingCome see me this Saturday at Rochester, New York’s beautiful Comics Etc. comic shop, where I and I alone and some other people will be signing comics, talking about comics, maybe even cooing over that new Civil War trailer… the things you would expect!

It’s from noon until five, so send the kids to grandma’s house and come. Do you hear me? Ditch the goddamn kids!

And hey, look! An interview with me! I think the interviewer is John Waters!

[youtube]https://youtu.be/onBv4cyLzZk[/youtube]

 

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Forbidden Fruitcake

by on August 18, 2014 at 7:29 pm
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My signing at Forbidden Planet this past Wednesday was a thrill! Have you ever lugged 100lbs of future landfill around one of the most crowded cities on earth, occasionally dropping it down a flight of subway stairs? Thriiillllliiinnnng. Here are the highlights!

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Forbidden Planet! Within this treasury of glories are wonders that would make any Mr. Magorium close up shop and move back in with his mother! 
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And here’s your hero, thumbs all a-uppin’, completely oblivious to the fact that soon he will be trying in vain to sell his book to people who have already decided to spend their disposable income on the original French graphic novel of Snow Piercer. (How the fuck was I supposed to know that was my competition?? I loved that movie!)
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This man asked me to sign his book “To My Biggest Fan”. He also had me sign it on his penis, which was awkward because he already had Rob Liefeld’s signature tattooed there, and Rob really hogged the shaft.
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Lobot is one of my biggest fans, but he better slim down if he wants to land a cameo in Episode VII.
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This fellow hailed from China, and he kept politely asking me when I planned to “pay him back”. I said I didn’t know what he was talking about, and he gave me an address–
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–which led to this giant computer that is apparently trying to calculate pi to its last digit. Sorry, chum! I guess some jokes just don’t translate!
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This is Marcus, who was the inspiration for Hughie (really!) When I told him I had no plans for a Hughie tee he got a little upset at my throat.
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It’s not just the comic market: whole families hate Weapon Brown!

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I thought Mark here was Hulking out, trying to tear up my phonebook-sized tome! Actually, he was stroking out! (Sorry I didn’t call the paramedics faster, Mark! You look good with half your face paralyzed, though…)

Thanks to Jeff, Drew, Alec and the rest of the crew at FP for making my day a joy. As for the millions of New Yowkas who didn’t turn out to see me? Die of Ebola, bitches.

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Hail to the Queen!

by on June 1, 2014 at 6:30 pm
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If any of you out there in the Intersphere live near the terrestrial coordinates of Buffalo, New York, I hope you will drop by Queen City Bookstore on June 4th from noon-4pm to see me in my flabby, carbon-based body! I will be signing copies of Weapon Brown and siphoning off your life force if you come too near! 

“Sure, I’ll be happy to sign your book! SHOOOOORK! Who do I make it out to?”
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