If any of you out there in the Intersphere live near the terrestrial coordinates of Buffalo, New York, I hope you will drop by Queen City Bookstore on June 4th from noon-4pm to see me in my flabby, carbon-based body! I will be signing copies of Weapon Brown and siphoning off your life force if you come too near! 

“Sure, I’ll be happy to sign your book! SHOOOOORK! Who do I make it out to?”