Deep Fried is DEAD! A new order begins today! Strap in for Club Free Speech, where if you FA you will most certainly  FO, and  SJWs can GTFU! Facts don’t care about your feelings, but not to worry! You won’t have any nerve endings left to feel with after Roadkill gives you a 3rd degree Indian burn* with his flame thrower of cold, hard truth! (Oh, I’m sorry… that’s a “Native American burn” for you land acknowledgement libtards!)

*Hmm… cold, hard truth? Should that be a 3rd degree freezer burn instead? I think my writing staff is working against me. Fucking commies.