I just completed high-level, sixteen-page contract-type negotiations with Forbidden Planet, New York City’s awesomest comic shop (I must say that in every blog post, as per paragraph five, clause B) to do a signing in August. My own lawyer, Ronald Howe of Dewey, Cheatum and Howe (who does not like that joke– he represents mesothelioma victims pro bono, y’know) requested that the employees of FP officially gush over Weapon Brown via YouTube. Zip ahead to 12:00 to see what $300.00 an hour buys you these days.