Some time ago the all-consuming Wikipedia, more voracious than the black hole that swallowed Vulcan, assimilated knowledge of Weapon Brown via a concerned fan.

But Weapon Brown is so much more now, with so many more characters! And if you think I have thirteen free hours in my day to learn Wikipedia’s Enigma-like code  for how to italicize, you obviously haven’t been here on a Monday afternoon like so many others, furiously pecking at your F5 key like a telegraph operator.

Therefor, if anyone wants to due their patriotic duty….