Mondaygram
God… My first week without a looming Weapon Brown deadline for me to ignore. I am feeling this intense sensation of euphoria and paranoia over it…!
Oh, wait… that’s from smoking my bong. Here–let me just put that away for the next fifteen five minutes.
What’s happening to me? I’ve never been a wake-and-baker! I mean, I should at least try it for a month (might give me some insights into Squints’ character), but I can’t be doing that now! Not with so many new responsibilities to take the place of the old!
Those of you who have actually returned this week (I would suppose my post-Blockhead’s War fan base can now be measured in the low teens) deserve a cartoonist who is on the ball and ready to jump right into the next stage of Internet amusement. I hope I can be that cartoonist! But we must let the slow-moving masses who haven’t read the final Weapon Brown strip arrive and be heartbroken, as you have been, so I will let this strip linger a bit longer. Coffee Break will begin on Wednesday, and I will have the schedule for the final issue of Blockhead’s War to give you then. Yay! I feel organized! Better celebrate with another hit…
By the way, thank you to all my new mailing list subscribers. If I’d have known that all it takes to harvest your valuable e-mails was to not publish Weapon Brown, I’d have cancelled it years ago!
Heya.
Sooo, with all this talk of bongs and wakin’ and bakin’ are you planning on coming out to the West Coast and seeing Washington?
;p
I shall surely retire there. How did the USA become hipper than Amsterdam? (It’s probably because of their conservative Captcha party mayor, Onedpag Some)
Does this mean that we will see Beepo and Roadkill in the new year?
“His victims would visit him here, lost without his tortue to fulfill them. He is nothing less than a wizard.”
Nice one, Jorpho. I see my impact on culture has been profound!
We’ve been there the whole time, we’ve just been…quiet about it (kinda like a serial killer). Feels good not racing deadlines for a change,eh!
Amsterdam ain’t that hip, ya ever see what they drive in Holland?