Sadly, that crop of headlines is a good synopsis of our times. Headline material is anything that might titillate the masses. Nobody gives half of a damn how old Tom Cruise is, as long as he still looks like he’s 24. Anderson’s a pussy for not coming out before he became bigger than Oprah. Obama will win because Romney still can’t come out and talk about himself, and his plans, or why he really is the conservative candidate that the Republican Leadership or the Far Right want. [Also because even the dimmest bulbs among the populace are starting to wonder why the economy doesn’t get fixed, when everyone seems to know that there’s a problem, but the guys in congress – who claim to have a mandate – keep blaming the president who would give away everything just for the opportunity to say that he was willing to compromise. And they’re going to drive the point home in about 2 weeks.]
Plus, its more fun if the boy lost his had while trying to steal the Olympic torch, and the butcher was the 45-year-old who gave up on his Olympic hopes in order to make a 7-pound hot dog with this hand that he just found.
No! Scratch that. The 45-year-old was a butcher who thought that swim conowanu was an actual Olympic event which involved a 7-pound hot dog.
Kitty litter linked to suicide, my cats laugh, I won’t get out of cleaning the boxes that easy.
I just cleaned my cats’ litter today. No wonder I feel so bluesy.
Captcha Richard Strauss composition: Shookipt Arose
Yay! He’s the big weener!
Sadly, that crop of headlines is a good synopsis of our times. Headline material is anything that might titillate the masses. Nobody gives half of a damn how old Tom Cruise is, as long as he still looks like he’s 24. Anderson’s a pussy for not coming out before he became bigger than Oprah. Obama will win because Romney still can’t come out and talk about himself, and his plans, or why he really is the conservative candidate that the Republican Leadership or the Far Right want. [Also because even the dimmest bulbs among the populace are starting to wonder why the economy doesn’t get fixed, when everyone seems to know that there’s a problem, but the guys in congress – who claim to have a mandate – keep blaming the president who would give away everything just for the opportunity to say that he was willing to compromise. And they’re going to drive the point home in about 2 weeks.]
Plus, its more fun if the boy lost his had while trying to steal the Olympic torch, and the butcher was the 45-year-old who gave up on his Olympic hopes in order to make a 7-pound hot dog with this hand that he just found.
No! Scratch that. The 45-year-old was a butcher who thought that swim conowanu was an actual Olympic event which involved a 7-pound hot dog.
What’s most disturbing to me is the first headline that suggests they’re showing pictures of 4 firefighters burning to death.