Every day that I see comments posted to my site fills my lungs with loving sunshine. So why is it so hard to get fan mail for the next issue of Weapon Brown out of  you??

Sure, I could repurpose your comments for the task, but our little Captcha banter just won’t translate to dead trees and ink. The new issue goes to press this week, peeps. Barrage me with your praise and questions or I pull the plug on this entire operation!

UPDATE: Thanks to everyone who finally got off their duffs to get down on their knees in front of me. I  now have plenty of epistles for the new issue, but feel free to keep the love coming for Weapon Brown #4 or the next Deep Fried.