Well, the T-shirt drive is progressing quite nicely I am happy to see! I’ve really got a good feeling that I won’t have to refund all that money, so much so that I think I’ll spend a few bucks of it on some toxic assets that are about to hit the market. There’s an office complex in Love Canal that I can pick up for a song! And if Hawking/Keynesian economic theories hold true, once the exploded estate bubble reforms from it’s atomized components, I’ll be sitting pretty on prime casino real estate, baby!

But that’s no excuse for the rest of you to shirk on your T-shirt obligations! Imagine how good you will look with Chuck on your chest! No pressure. Just buy lots, is all.