The drunken lugs at Comic Book Haters have done a video review of Weapon Brown! SEE them try to spot well-known cast members in my pages! HEAR them ask over and over where the Red Haired Girl is! WINCE as they inquire if the dog is Snoopy! Then COMPLIMENT them on their otherwise exquisite taste [...]

Half black, half white, all man, That One!  Tax cut, health care, job growth…  Is That One He’s magic on your screen…  He’s everything a nominee should be  Dead mom, cute kids, hot wife,  That One! New poll, swing states, White House …! Is That One  He’s all of us, he’s red and blue…  If [...]

Weapon Brown takes a vacation this week while I complete some other projects (you know what I’m talkin’ about, ladies), but come back Wednesday for a special Newsbeat animated treat: FUCKTASTROPHE 2008!

Happy Halloween, boys and GIRLS! Heheheheheheheheeee!   Oh, wait…that should have been “boys and ghouls.” Goddamnit. Another holiday ruined.   Well, Let’s try to make the best of it, Here is my promised Halloween goodie, a fun-sized candy bar of creepiness I call…Fucktastrophe 2008!   Chad and Chad hunker down and try to ride out [...]

McCain’s campaign is swirling down the pipe so fast there must be scrubbing bubbles chasing him. Every day brings a new disastrous bit of PR, some almost beyond the point of risability. This exchange between CNN’s Rick Samcherez and neo-con Michael Goldfarb (courtesy of Crooks and Liars) is just such a one. And yet, there was room [...]