Rob is spreading the word about the alien invasion happening under our noses, and he is using his rich, thick, caramely voice to do so! By posting a spoken word version of my original viral hit “Zogg” on Boing Boing, there is hope that our way of life may yet be preserved. Watch it below, and spread the word! With an obvious Zogg hivelord about to be sworn in as President the threat to out spinal nectar has never been closer!
Hoo baby, have I been busy! Some fukkin’ Interweb channel went and pimped Weapon Brown, and now people are, like, ordering it and shit! Do you know how long it takes me to package and ship these books?! Thanks for nothing except a couple extra grand in my bank account, Total Nerd!!
Meanwhile, one of my customers put a bunch of Weapon Brown pages into a frame. Dammit, I’m more than just Weapon Brown!! Doesn’t anyone care about my recipe book for gluten-free sorghum and quinoa pastries? Only $65.00 buys you the Kindel edition!
Prepare to meet a Jason you have never met before! on Tom Waters’ “Big Words I Know By Heart” vidcast! I talk cartoons, politics, my one-man abusive bromance with Scott Adams… everything that matters to me and therefor you! Just remember: the camera adds ten pounds and makes your voice go up three octaves.