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Broom Closet alert thresholds— Level 1 (Blue): Equivalent to Fred Basset humping a leg; Level 2 (Orange): Equivalent to Garfield leaving a visible turd in his sandbox and/or commenting on how Jews control the lasagna industry; Level 3 (Red): Equivalent to Fred Basset humping a hooker; Level 4 (Black): Equivalent to Finn the Human asking Jake to assume the form of a nude Prince Gumball; Level 5 (Ultraviolet): Fred Basset has cut off his ankle monitor and is driving towards a nursing school.


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