Down with the status quo!!

Loyal fans and routine readers–

I have been thinking for a while about how to up my game on this site and offer a little something special for you. Time was that I was creating animated cartoons and all sorts of value-adds for you people. What happened to those days, the days when was America’s homepage and you never knew what would happen next? How did I let Google steal that mantle from me?

Well, I’m going to have something nifty to announce on Monday, so e-mail Google at and tell them to go eat a hot dog turd! is finally taking back the Internet!

See you then!


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