Weapon Brown 131

Foxstar

January 14, 2010, 9:08 pm | #

You are evil I love it.

jess

January 14, 2010, 9:15 pm | #

damn. I wish they weren’t dying so fast.

And Snoop?

captcha: should havarti? Should havarti what?

Paul

January 14, 2010, 9:20 pm | #

\You’re all going to be ‘ex’ real goddamn soon\?

Jesus Christ, dude, did you hire George Lucas to write that one? I half expected Hayden Christensen to step out and talk about how he’s breaking Padme’s little heart!

supersonicjerkoff

January 14, 2010, 9:45 pm | #

HAH – AWESOME! Mutt & Jeff toasted!

llkjsdlfkj

January 14, 2010, 10:05 pm | #

Can’t say I’m a style of the new artwork – looks way too cartoony and not anywhere badass. I know Chuck isn’t in much of them, but everyone looks silly in a haha, funny cartoon type of way. Chuck should be pissed, more pissed than ever before and everyone is going to die if they’re lucky. Yet you made Chuck and the surrounding frames look and speak a thousand times more badass filling up a canteen of water in the lost city.

The storyline is good, this is just the first weapon brown strip that I haven’t liked – please stick with what you know works, and I hope Chuck kicks some serious, serious, serious ass.

llkjsdlfkj

January 14, 2010, 10:06 pm | #

Paul – I agree. The dialogue and artwork just seemed really off today. I don’t like today’s new style at all.

llkjsdlfkj

January 14, 2010, 10:23 pm | #

The more I think about it, it the style reminds me of archie comics (haven’t read them in decades). The lines, and artwork have the feel of archie andrews. Too wholesome. Chuck is the world’s biggest badass.

Jor

January 14, 2010, 10:27 pm | #

Back in Episode 124, Chuck gave X the choice of whether to be co-operative or “live out that fantasy you have of shooting Snoop before he tears you a new one”. Every strip since then has been Hugh playing out the likely scenario in his mind as to the consequences of attacking Chuck and/or Snoop. Come Monday we’ll be back in the hurt locker, Hugh will shake his head and say “Well, THAT wouldn’t work”. And then he’ll release Chuck and they’ll be bosom buddies.

Please?

punx

January 14, 2010, 10:38 pm | #

Itâ€™s still Thursday! Itâ€™s still Thursday!! Deadline met!

Wow! Lotta comments on the last strip. What is Snoopâ€™s fate? Only by tuning in next week can you find out! Ha ha! Curse me all you want! I am M. Knight Hitchcock, bitchez!

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punx
January 11th, 2010 at 9:44 am

I amend my earlier statement: Chuck is about to make Hughie X (and sadly Mutt & Jeff, by happening to be in the neighborhood) EX-livingâ€¦

I’ll take my royalty in an XXL CAL-v.1N shirt and an autographed Dirty Blonde…;)

(BTW, if you did actually bite my comment for the dialogue, I owe my fellow Blockheads an apology, as it’s my fault, not Lucas’ 🙂 )

The artwork does remind me a bit of the segue with Dogwood, Snoop, Duke and the “shitman” a month or so ago…Kind of R. Crumb-y, and the fact it is kind of light after making us wait an extra day or so….what am I gonna do? Change the fucking channel? I have to ride this all the way to the bitter end whether I like it or not, I’ve invested too much of my mind and soul to stop now……

Something tells me much like in that segue I mentioned, the shit is about to hit a ventilation fan, and it’s all loosey 🙁

Captcha sees the next moneymaking scheme: Brisket Financing

punx

January 14, 2010, 10:43 pm | #

@JY:
Jor
January 14th, 2010 at 10:27 pm

Back in Episode 124, Chuck gave X the choice of whether to be co-operative or â€œlive out that fantasy you have of shooting Snoop before he tears you a new oneâ€. Every strip since then has been Hugh playing out the likely scenario in his mind as to the consequences of attacking Chuck and/or Snoop. Come Monday weâ€™ll be back in the hurt locker, Hugh will shake his head and say â€œWell, THAT wouldnâ€™t workâ€. And then heâ€™ll release Chuck and theyâ€™ll be bosom buddies.

Please?

No please about it, you better damn well take this advice if you don’t want Rochester to pay the price, if you get my drift…..

captcha gets talkative: in chatty

JY

January 14, 2010, 11:20 pm | #

Really? No praise for the hardcore way I dusted Mutt and Jeff? Yeesh! I’m getting a case of flop sweat here!

Jes’ kiddin’! Being a cartoon god means never saying you’re sorry! Suck my Crumb homage, Blockheads! I know you’ll be back Monday! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

llkjsdlfkj

January 14, 2010, 11:34 pm | #

the 2nd last frame looks like we’re in riverdale high

JY

January 14, 2010, 11:35 pm | #

Sometimes you have to draw these guys the way they actually look or there’s no gag.

punx

January 14, 2010, 11:36 pm | #

Hey, I said nothing bad about the Crumb, JY, was just using it as an example of the fact you’ve used this style before and nobody complained (that I noticed) much…As for the Mutt & Jeff kerblooey, Jeff’s last word being Nix! is too much for words LOL, and the fact Mutt’s body still holds its shape even though there isn’t much of him left is way too messed up to believe, all in a good way, mind you 🙂

Now, I also have to wonder whether your interest stems from the fact this is NOT a dream sequence like Jor suggested but a whole and fer real throwdown, and sadly now I see a few people I was hoping to see survive are goners…..

And another thing, trying to punk out Chuck seems more a Riley thing than a Huey, but I guess surviving whatever went down in the Boonies may have changed his sweet demeanor 😉

oh, and you are sorry, JY, but not in the way you think….bastard!

captcha playing Clue: was arsenic

Moroni

January 14, 2010, 11:56 pm | #

I kinda think Chuck’s dialog is singsong taunting. Imagining it played out it would seem quite creepy and would give *ME* reason to run. 🙂
Captcha’s keeping score: Adapter Played

peepants

January 15, 2010, 1:45 am | #

“I know youâ€™ll be back Monday! HAHAHAHAHAHA!” – JY

Damn you comic god, you know our one weakness!

KiZeR

January 15, 2010, 4:04 am | #

M. Night Hitchcock? So, are you trying to tell us that his weakness is water?

NaOH

January 15, 2010, 7:58 am | #

Where did Chuck get that gun?

Did he punch through another wall and take it from Rick Deckard?
(After breaking two of his fingers, of course.)

reCaptcha: offices teachers

jess

January 15, 2010, 10:33 am | #

just M&J are worth so much more than a throw on cannon fodder.

You could eek this out for decades,a nd all us Blockheads will keep buying the shit long after the spark is gone.

‘Cause that’s the way it goes.

Hell, I even have fantasies on how you’re bringing back the redhaired girl…

Please please please— you have years of stories here, not just one book. Don’t kill Nana!

captcha: how my heart is running today— on remnants

JY

January 15, 2010, 12:16 pm | #

@Jess
“Hell, I even have fantasies on how youâ€™re bringing back the redhaired girlâ€¦”

We may not have seen the last of her…

jess

January 15, 2010, 12:36 pm | #

I bet I bet you are reading my mind…

It’ll be heartrending and evil and all Lovecraft, eh?

ps: It was on a whim that I wondered ‘gee, what ever happened to that Deep Fried guy?’ and a quick google and here you are! We’ve been fans for … almost a decade now, I’ll bet…

captcha: yet collate. What we need to wait for?

supersonicjerkoff

January 15, 2010, 1:03 pm | #

Eff the h8erz. Love it! Keep up the great work JY!

Sherlock_Watson

January 15, 2010, 1:39 pm | #

Rest in peace, Mutt and Jeff. 🙁

I understand that Chuck needs to waste a character now and then to be officially bad-ass, so here are a list of ones that I would be happy to see wasted:

* Frazz.
* The cast of “Family Circus.”
* Zippy and Griffy.
* The girl from “Prickly City.”
* The mother from “Baby Blues.”
* The parents from “Zits.”
* The cast of “Baldo.”
* Cathy.
* Nancy.
* Mark Trail.
* Momma.
* And, when it’s time to take down the Syndicate, Mary Worth.

Anyone else care to add to the list?

— The easy-to-adjust Captcha: modified calmly.

Kona

January 15, 2010, 2:48 pm | #

Luanne, tho Rule 34 has done far more than waste her.

TheBruce

January 15, 2010, 3:45 pm | #

Adding to Sherlock’s list:

Cathy always irritates.
The Lockhorns would never be missed.
The Girls in Apartment 3-G,
But only after they’re “kissed”. (euphemism)
The cast entire of Candorville,
and that’s the end of my list.

Baughbe

January 15, 2010, 4:14 pm | #

Can’t be sure whether these have been in earlier scripts as I haven’t gone through the entire archive. But here’s a couple I’d like to see, whether they get wasted by WB or not: The Yellow Kid and Tin Tin.

Captcha: My rear end has a doppelganger.

jess

January 15, 2010, 4:32 pm | #

we’d like to see the Katzenjammer Kids— but not as cannon fodder…

supersonicjerkoff

January 15, 2010, 5:11 pm | #

You all do know that JY has been killing off comic strip characters at lightning speed since the beginning Weapon Brown, right? Nothing has changed.

Zero from Beetle Bailey – Introduced and dead in two pages:
http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/2008/04/18/weapon-brown-4/

Sergeant Snorkel – also intro/dead in two pages:
http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/2008/05/07/weapon-brown-8/

Beetle Bailey himself only lasted three pages:
http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/2008/05/14/weapon-brown-11/

I could go on and on.. Ally Oop etc. Why is everyone so disappointed in Mutt & Jeff’s quick demise?

I say line ’em up, and waste them. That’s the Weapon Brown way!

Why can’t we all just get a log? — er.. Along!

sentroller

January 16, 2010, 1:05 am | #

I think I will skip all of next weeks strips that way JY cannot dangle that crunchy, tasty carrot in front of me any longer.

james

January 16, 2010, 4:50 am | #

paul: maybe rage/grief over snoop temporarily dulled his action hero banter sense?

recaptcha says ‘the runaway’, and i don’t see how it could tie in wiith this update in any way whatsoever

supersonicjerkoff

January 16, 2010, 12:01 pm | #

w00f.

supersonicjerkoff

January 17, 2010, 2:35 pm | #

Mm.. Sunday. Ever so closer to a new update. w00f. Miss Bucksley shmoo juice? h00f.

punx

January 17, 2010, 4:43 pm | #

@supersonicjerkoff: Sir, you are a very disturbed and potentially looney tune, and I must lodge my formal protest in that your deeply perverse comments be stricken from the record.

I don’t expect anything to come of it, mind you, but formalities are formalities, y’know?

captcha enters the civilian world after some time away: paroled face

supersonicjerkoff

January 17, 2010, 7:35 pm | #

?

Paul

January 17, 2010, 7:36 pm | #

james: You may be correct; besides author apathy, I can’t imagine how else Chuck’s witty banter could degrade to that point.

And I suppose I shouldn’t have been so critical of Hayden Christensen, being as he’s one of the few people to ever screw over Samuel L. Jackson twice (Star Wars III and Jumper; both movies that the world would rather forget). Perhaps crappy dialogue (and wooden acting skills) are the price one pays for being a badass.

punx

January 17, 2010, 9:46 pm | #

@supersonicjerkoff: it’s called a joke, son, you might wanna Google it LOL

lkjslksjdflkj

January 18, 2010, 1:35 am | #

Monday, monday, monday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7KrlDZ5Hkw

lkjslksjdflkj

January 18, 2010, 10:44 am | #

Not Monday apparently.. 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁

MarvODaMighty

January 18, 2010, 11:04 am | #

Frame 1 : Holy SHit that was Awesome
Frame 2 : that sucked ASS : the artwork was Not very good , the Itent was Awesome
Frame 3: The Dialogue was like something from a Bad 1970’s Cop Show, But again the Art and intensity of it HOLY SHIT!!!!

Overall I loved it, it was decent and flowed well. The Way Mutt and Jeff got Offed was insane, It’s monday and I anxiously await a Snoop Update.

Captcha today speaks of Omious intentions : “Graver Would”

JY

January 18, 2010, 11:52 am | #

If I wasn’t so cheered by all the people looking forward to my Monday update, I would be extremely hurt by all the folks deriding my extremely clever and well thought out dialogue.

Captcha Iranian blaxploitation film star: Persia Williams

JY

January 19, 2010, 10:23 am | #

@Sherlock

I’m afraid Mary Worth has already turned to the darkside: http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/2008/09/29/weapon-brown-32/

punx

January 20, 2010, 10:01 pm | #

@JY: I think he meant Chuck wasting her personally 🙂

gnbman

June 25, 2015, 1:25 pm | #

Geez, Paul, this is supposed to be written like an over-the-top 80’s action comic.

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