(Go sing my praises on Reddit!)

He’s fun and fluffy, he’s every Atreides’ favorite uncle… he’s Thufir! The Red Duke’s loyal mentat Master of Assassins has pockets full of surprises for everyone he meets, like deadly poisons for his enemies and yummy spice bon bons for his spies at the Guild Bank! Thufir is getting up there in years (he sometimes needs an abacus for calculations past fifty decimal places), but nothing wipes the smile from his sapho-stained lips!