This year I dressed in possibly my most disgusting costume since the time I created a chestburster costume, complete with dried spaghetti guts! Behold: LARD ASS!

This year I dressed as pie-eating champ Lard Ass. Unfortunately, I only have pictures of myself from before I put on my costume! Hey-ohhhh!
I’m on the sea food diet! When I see food… um… I REALLY see food!

My Jack O’ Lantern was also the most charming that I’ve carved in a minute.

And just in case you don’t believe in Halloween miracles, look what the Great Pumpkin brought me! MORE FAME!