It’s my birthday, and I’ll die if I want to!
Today I turn 48 years (kaff kaff wheeze) YOUNG! I’d like to thank everyone who has made my life worth living this long, especially all my new subscribers whose charity is keeping me in adult diapers (though to be honest, I still prefer Huggies!) Onwards to 2020!!

Just a few more years and you can see Weapon Brown’s post-apocalyptic hellscape yourself! ‘Cause we’re all doomed!
Your birthday, you say? For one so steeped in the intimacies of apocalypse, I’m surprised that you make the distinction between that day and every other day: each brings you just a little closer to your inevitable conclusion. Cheers!