Happy New Year, those of you who I have not alienated with my ADD update schedule! I am busting my flat white ass (seriously, you should see it. It’s like the surface of Pluto.) to complete the mega-sized finale to the Costume Drama storyline, which will come with an announcement about (drum roll please!)…



…a neeeeeewwww Kickstarter!


(Okay, asshole, I said “drum roll”, not “drum solo”! This ain’t Whiplash! Wrap it up!)

In the meantime, start your New Year off right: with a screed about why the Green Party, the only party to ever score a participation award in every election it has ever run a candidate in, should be YOUR team in 2018! Please enjoy…Jillenstein!