As threatened promised, I showed up at Buffalo’s Queen City bookstore on Wednesday and thrusted a hard Weapon Brown at every unsuspecting customer that made eye contact with me. The public’s to my book ran the gambit from indifference to bloooorrrghh!
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| “If you must hold one book at waist height this year, I’d recommend Weapon Brown. (I was not compensated for this endorsement… I was given a copy of Weapon Brown instead.)” |
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| My fans, the Kleinmartin-Barbecue family, could barely contain their happiness at reading Weapon Brown! “Gorge” is the same as happiness, right? |
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| My family, on the other hand, are all demanding refunds! |
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| Even Beepo’s grandmother is revolted at my work! |
Thanks to everyone who showed up at my signing! Â Now if you’ll excuse me, my friends want me to go play “Slenderman” with them in the woods!
heh, Slenderman. It was great hanging with you.
My local comic shop ordered four copies at my recommendation. I just bought the third one. Thank you, Jason Yungbluth, for buying me credibility with a treasured merchant!
Thanks, MegaTentacles! Togeteher we’ll win this war!
Tyrion Captcha is a little short today: 125.
When will the hard copies be shipped?
Aw, don’t cry, Fapster! I have the hardcovers now, and am awaiting delivery on some boxes to mail them in (I don’t think my bubble mailers are up to the task!). They may begin to ship this week, but certainly I will be shipping them all of next week as well.
If you have an order with me, feel free to enquire by e-mail.
Captcha has gone from undecipherable to fucking BORING! Maybe its a 504 error!
I can wait. My comics are standing up well to my friends’ constant pawing (ya got some new fans!). It’s a tome that will soon replace Gideon’s Bible as the travellers’ companion!