Apple Movie Trailer Doppleganger Terrorstorm!!!!
They called me mad, but once again, an outing to the Apple Movie Trailers website has revealed that Hollywood is being run by a supercomputer cloned from the brain tissue of Rod Serling and Phillip K. Dick. What else can explain the impossible coincidences below??
Beyond a Reasonable Doubt
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Precious
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If you must see one movie about a shattered black sillhouette against a monochromatic field, I say make it Precious, if only for the Gollum jokes you will be able to crack.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
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Terminator Salvation
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Man or Machine. In the future, which will look more stoic as they stand still with sparkly shit flying in the air around them?
Nine
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9
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$9.99
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Nine! NINE! Are you going to tell me you don’t see it too?? It’s everywhere, man! The tinfoil isn’t keeping it out of my brain anymore!!
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
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District 9
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I was frightened enough by those alien eyes peering at me from the shadows of the Transformers poster, and scared still more when I got a better look at the face those eyes belonged to. But then, look! It’s that number again! Open your eyes, people!!
What message is Hollywood trying to communicate to us? What will happen to our species if we ignore it? I will continue my investigation until the men with the magic earmuffs triangulate my position. Until then, keep your suicide capsules clenched firmly between your teeth!
It’s worse than you think, it has been going on for years. Have you forgotten Agent 99 and the android Hymie, 9 to 5 with Dolly (she is a pleasure droid), Star Trek Deep Space 9, 9 with Elijah Wood (yes even Frodo is part), but then just roll out to be on cloud 9 or dress to the nines and go out and party like it’s 1999.
Dude, I was just sorta clowning around. It sounds like you’ve got a real obsession. Don’t make me have to get a restraining order.
Of all those films, the one I got the biggest WOW from watching the trailer was District 9.
(I just hope they don’t fall into the usual Hollywood cliché traps.)
I’m actually looking forward to seeing it.
You are all under the gaze of the Dark Tower. These are the signs , the 9 and the 19
the Twinning of ideas as realities merge and present themselves as dreams to restless minds as Screenplays. Discordia is upon us , and the crimson king on the balcony is angry.
(ooo time for my meds ….)
The conspiracy goes back YEARS!
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