If you have been paying attention to the progress bar at the top of the page, you will see that it has grown steadily since its inception from a tiny crimson minus sign into a turgid red erection, and it is all thanks to you!

The Weapon Brown T-shirt drive is moving into it’s final days, with only $100.00 left to raise. You may think this is peanuts to a massively successful cartoonist like myself, but I assure you it is not. I have sold one of every organ I have two of to stay afloat in my career. So don’t let all those YouTube videos of me doing cannonballs into a swimming pool filled with Kristol, then drying myself off with a mink beach towel and slipping into a robe made of sewn-together $1000 bills fool you. That was a one time thing! I’m as broke as a bum with a black hole in his wallet.

The good news is, I know I’m going to make it! There’s a few of you who have been on the fence about my fantastic T-shirt/graphic novel combo deal, but you are going to make the right decision and save a lot of lives in the process. Oops! did I imply that I would blow up a nursing home if I didn’t get my way just now? I didn’t mean to. Where do you get these ideas?

The drive concludes at the end of May. Make it happen! You know you want to!

(and really, thanks.)