Remember those 80s-era ads of marathon runners, astronauts, Green Berets, etc. getting the winning edge from a Snickers bar? Here’s the next generation of clinically unsubstantiated miracle candy:

From the website: “Get charged, stay energized. It’s the peanuts, nougat, caramel and chocolate you love with an added kick to help get you through the day.” (the “added kick” happens to be the active ingredient in ox bile.)

A Snickers crossed with a Red Bull, then. Moloko Plus can’t be far off now. Of course, this isn’t the first experiment in candy “supplements” that has ever been attempted. Snickers Charged isn’t likely to fair better than other recent attempts, either: