The Nasonex bee… …and a Zanti Misfit?

I’ve been selling a special bundle at my recent shows that has proven pretty popular, so I thought I’d give you virtual fans a bite of it. Click ye olde hypertext for the Weapon Brown Action Pack! — How it took this long to come to my attention is a question for the Wise One, [...]

There is a movement chugging through our great land like a mighty locomotive to cast Sarah Palin as the acolyte of a Martian cult of religious CHUDs, the same as was done to Barack Obama during the Reverend Wright-boating campaign, and I want in! Rev up your Palin phobia with this micro-documentary about how the [...]

As America braces for the reprecussions of the attack on our economy by al-Wall Street, now is the time to contact your senators and congressmen that you will be watching them like a hawk. America’s credit card is now officially maxed, and taxes are definitely going up to be raised to pay for the bailout. [...]

Golly, how does the richest nation in the world come within spitting distance of a depression almost overnight? This revealing article that appeared in BussinessWeek just as Henry Paulson took the reigns as SecTrej should shed some light. A few choice blurbs: “Think of Paulson as Mr. Risk. He’s one of the key architects of a [...]

Government’s sharpest minds announcing the product of unprecedented negotiations in which our very survival as a nation hangs by a thread, or NBC debuting the new cast of SNL?

Barack Obama, appearing Monday at his latest Roman triumph (this one in Denver) delivered yet another chalky-sweet spoonful of his patented pink bismuth for America’s upset tummy. The cure for what ails us? “We need a president who will fight for the Middle Class every single day. From the time he wakes up to the [...]