I didn’t know Clarissa had this many fans! I really have to get working on her next story!
This year I dressed in possibly my most disgusting costume since the time I created a chestburster costume, complete with dried spaghetti guts! Behold: LARD ASS!

My Jack O’ Lantern was also the most charming that I’ve carved in a minute.

And just in case you don’t believe in Halloween miracles, look what the Great Pumpkin brought me! MORE FAME!
Hands up: Who wants me to stop farting around and finish Afteshock?
(You’ll notice that my hand did not go up.)
Sighted at the New York Comic-Con: further proof of my everlasting impact on American society. (Or Charles Schulz’s. Either is fine.)
















