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Weapon Brown takes a vacation this week while I complete some other projects (you know what I’m talkin’ about, ladies), but come back Wednesday for a special Newsbeat animated treat: FUCKTASTROPHE 2008!
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Dead mom, cute kids, hot wife,Â
That One!
New poll, swing states, White House …!
Is That OneÂ
He’s all of us, he’s red and blue…Â
If you want a Dem to love,Â
One that McCain can’t shove,Â
Then he’ll be That One too…Â
That One!
(sung to the tune of That Girl)
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The drunken lugs at Comic Book Haters have done a video review of Weapon Brown! SEE them try to spot well-known cast members in my pages! HEAR them ask over and over where the Red Haired Girl is! WINCE as they inquire if the dog is Snoopy! Then COMPLIMENT them on their otherwise exquisite taste in comics.
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 MEME ALERT!
 The CDC reports that the beneficent “Wall Street Bailout” conventional wisdom microbe has mutated into a virulent “Main Street Rescue Plan” infectuous bullshit meme, possibly due to exposure to toxic financial industry assets. This meme has already turned the Senate into a deadly hotzone, messing with lawmakers’ inner ear functions and causing them to spin wildly.
The House, earlier thought to be immune to this strain of virulent ear worm, may find their immune systems compromised, as politically pressurized environments provide for increased communicability. Health officials warn that bending over and taking it may be the only course of treatment.