Just because I am easing back on the Weapon Brown throttle for December doesn’t mean I don’t have time to work on someone else’s cartoon! Check out today’s edition of Girls With Slingshots, ghost-stripped by yours truly. You’ll see that I do manage to sneak a little Charlie Brown into it. God, I’ve become quite the parasite, haven’t I?
Now that I’ve blasted you with some hardcore chucksex, it is time for me to taketh away!
Okay, not much takething, actually. But, as is my wont, I must take some time from drawing cartoons to draw some damn cartoons! There is a Clarissa story I have long delayed beginning, and I have chosen this most depressing of all seasons to begin the work. Those of you who do not kill yourself later will thank me for it!
And so, for the month of December, Weapon Brown will only post on Mondays. However, since I have gotten used to having you guys around, I will be offering a new humor feature called “Scarfield” to fill Chuck’s Wednesday time slot. Will it become the “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” of its age? We shall see.
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The Christmas Dancer has returned! Look at the top of the page and you will see that Whatisdeepfried.com’s dweebish little Santa has made his annual pilgrimage from the North Pole to do a little boogie and promote my Christmas sale. This year I am offering free T-shirts to purchasers of my already awesome Megaton Packs.In the name of tender and juicy baby Jesus, click!!!
Look, I appreciate the need for Captcha puzzles to be cleverer than the Cray supercomputers that the purveyors of penis pills have working for them, but come on!
What the hell is that second symbol? A Space Invader?? Am I supposed to scan it with my smart phone to get a discount on Ke$sha’s new single? This isn’t protection, it’s tyranny!
Don’t forget that today is national Opt Out Day, the opportunity to flex your political muscle and reclaim your genitals from the cold, rubber-gloved grip of the TSA.
If you are flying at all during this holiday, you should take advantage of the groundswell of resistance to the TSA’s new invasive security procedures. Refuse to be irradiated  and have your naked photo taken by glorified mall cops (unless they offer a modeling contract); demand the pat down instead, and remind them that you will be writing your congressman about it afterwards (and then do that).
It is important to say enough is enough. I am going to the airport  today myself to hand out pamphlets, during which time I hope to become a YouTube sensation like so many agitators before me. Pre-orders for my “Don’t Taze My Junk, Bro!” T-shirts will be available soon.
UPDATE:
I followed through on my pledge and did indeed stand a lonely vigil at the Rochester International Airport on Opt-Out Day. I even managed to score a little air time with a news crew doing a remote at the event. If you add this to my previous engagements with local media on other public privacy matters, like police cameras, it appears that I am building my 15 minutes of fame 30 seconds at a time.
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“Can I tell you a little about Krishna Conciousness? Oh,and don’t use the body scanners.”
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