Dum dum DUUUUM! I hope that was a satisfying surprise! But chew 100 times before swallowing, because Aftershock is taking a brief, 30 day hiatus.

Wait! Put down the gummi razor blade! For the next month you will instead be forcibly delighted by the first chapter of The Idiodyssey, the next installment of Deep Fried: The Hero’s Journey! And to make this all go down easier, you will get two strips a week, on Monday and Friday, until Aftershock returns.

Make peace with this news! The suffering begins next week!