ANNIE (Anne) is alive, I can’t believe it. Though Cal could have sunk in better (I thought he was lying on the floor at first) — he’s probably alive. I mean, BIFF TANNEN survived worse.
Okay, if Chuck is admitting to feeling slightly winded (what with shards of glass sticking his back and Ol’ Sparky little more than scrap) I think we can assume that Hughie would be a pile of spilled spaghetti if he’d been in Chuck’s place.
CAL is still alive, this was too easy, even for Chuck.
Sanatorium scares the hell out of me and I am a conservative ( I know, one of the only ones who frequent this site probably.) this makes me look forward to what you have in store for him in your comic JY. Sure it will be hilarious. Look forward to more Weapon Brown next month.
Oh THANK HEAVENS the flash is gone. Sorry, but Flash menus (on non-Flash sites, at least) went out of style a long time ago. Really, the only reason I thought you kept it around was as some kind of anti-bot measure or something.
I much prefer the new design. Truth be told that annoying little click every time you rolled over one of the old Flash buttons annoyed the fuck out of me.
I’m with @Jody & @Jorpho. The “new” design is way better than the Flash-based one. Flash is a great animation tool, it’s a lovely-quick vector art program, and the fact that it’s easily put online is great… but yeah, Flash is terrible when it comes to actual web sites, especially navigation.
This reminds me of this cool guy that hung out around our schoolyard. He had special candies that you had to smoke, but they made you feel real good. He came every day, and we got candy every day. Until he stopped coming. We waited, but nothing. We got desperate real fast, and skipped school to go look for him. We did find him, but he wouldn’t give us the candy anymore. We had to pay for our candy now, and none of us had money. But cool guy told us of cool ways to get money. Mostly ways of getting people to give us their money. It worked out pretty well, and we got our candy. Out of nine classmates, only two survived the next 3 years. Some got run down, beaten or shot to death. One was killed in juvenile prison. Timmy OD’ed. I survived, and so did Sascha. Seventeen years old and looking closer to twenty-four, and still pretty in some sense. Which also was why cool guy kept her around. I realized the only reason I still was here, was because I just hadn’t been killed yet. I shot him in the face.
Would anyone be surprised in any way whatsoever if the promised April 30th return actually happens closer to April 31?
As in, “You wouldn’t believe it, but even with a month lead time to get the boat on the fucking road, I found myself sucked into a COD marathon for like a week (fighting Zombie Romero is a killer!) and I am like sooooo behind but I promise you’ll get your long-awaited Brown Tuesday…maybe ;)”
I know, preaching to the choir, right, peeps? LOL
JY: I will not treat with Sauron’s slaves, faithless and accursed.
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Golden punch line! I love it!
Nice….if we are pulling into the last station, it’s been a hell of a ride, but I do think we are being given a false ending at the moment…..
Cal is alive. I can feel it.
ANNIE (Anne) is alive, I can’t believe it. Though Cal could have sunk in better (I thought he was lying on the floor at first) — he’s probably alive. I mean, BIFF TANNEN survived worse.
Oh yeah. Tags need sleep. I mean, work. I mean, spelling. Gah.
saryahe per
stosul vested
Okay, if Chuck is admitting to feeling slightly winded (what with shards of glass sticking his back and Ol’ Sparky little more than scrap) I think we can assume that Hughie would be a pile of spilled spaghetti if he’d been in Chuck’s place.
CAL is still alive, this was too easy, even for Chuck.
But Chuck didn’t even put on a pair of sunglasses!
“I feel like I might need to sit down”
Comedy gold.
In deep shit … priceless !!
Well I guess that’s that, the SHMOO is now chocked full of vitamins and ‘CAL’cium.
JY: Ugh.
I feel like this all happened just so we could build up to a crappy (ha! ha!) one-liner…and that’s actually completely awesome.
Yes, a battle won, but not the war – the Syndicate is still out there…
It’s not a party until somebody goes headless.
April 30th, GD April 30th. You glorious bastard.
All that last panel needs is a laugh track, a freeze-frame and some swinging credits music.
WOO HOO! I made the lamest comment! I missed my calling, I should start writing for the Syndicate, fortunes abound 🙂
I knew it wasnt over. Neither is Cal. The syndicate wouldnt/wont give up on him that easily.
See you in a month and good luck.
You gotta think something’s gonna happen to Anne’s senses; regain regular vision, or lose her other senses, leaving her truly blind. Or maybe worse.
Chuck… GET YOUR GUN.
OK, I thought I heard something ’bout a Weapon Brown graphic novel though, one that encompasses the whole damn thing?
@Smik, yes, once the story is over there will be a complete graphic novel. He said when he returns he will be wrapping up the story.
I’ve got to say, I’ve been reading Weapon Brown since the beginning on your site, and well…Sir, I salute you for all the awesome!
Ha, the horn guy was a bovo sapien. Who would have guessed. See you in 30ish days now it is pancakes time.
1st time Snoop’s been called a pussy, and that was a helluva party
Sanatorium scares the hell out of me and I am a conservative ( I know, one of the only ones who frequent this site probably.) this makes me look forward to what you have in store for him in your comic JY. Sure it will be hilarious. Look forward to more Weapon Brown next month.
You know… putting a half dead guy with a rampant imagination in goop of pure imagination fuel isn’t exactly a great idea
Even if it can only make food, he might recreate the noodle incident
Are we going to get the “30 shopping days until Christmas” countdown until the next Weapon Brown?
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2we_dEFf-mw/Ts7wQz6I51I/AAAAAAAAAB8/aImTkytNnso/s1600/countdown-sample-2011.jpg
….”later this year”….? … . … …. ….. . ….. .. …. . ……. … . ….
(har-um-pfft)
… . … .. …. ….. …. ……… . . .. ….. .. .. . . . …… .. … … … .. ..
…thats me riddled with doubt-
On the first day of the Apocalypse, my sweetie gave to me,
A mutation for my snoopsie…
I prefer the new menu buttons!
Oh THANK HEAVENS the flash is gone. Sorry, but Flash menus (on non-Flash sites, at least) went out of style a long time ago. Really, the only reason I thought you kept it around was as some kind of anti-bot measure or something.
I much prefer the new design. Truth be told that annoying little click every time you rolled over one of the old Flash buttons annoyed the fuck out of me.
@CWR: “YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” [opening chords of “Won’t Get Fooled Again”]
Sorry it took me so long to get around to noticing what you meant there LOL
I’m with @Jody & @Jorpho. The “new” design is way better than the Flash-based one. Flash is a great animation tool, it’s a lovely-quick vector art program, and the fact that it’s easily put online is great… but yeah, Flash is terrible when it comes to actual web sites, especially navigation.
This reminds me of this cool guy that hung out around our schoolyard. He had special candies that you had to smoke, but they made you feel real good. He came every day, and we got candy every day. Until he stopped coming. We waited, but nothing. We got desperate real fast, and skipped school to go look for him. We did find him, but he wouldn’t give us the candy anymore. We had to pay for our candy now, and none of us had money. But cool guy told us of cool ways to get money. Mostly ways of getting people to give us their money. It worked out pretty well, and we got our candy. Out of nine classmates, only two survived the next 3 years. Some got run down, beaten or shot to death. One was killed in juvenile prison. Timmy OD’ed. I survived, and so did Sascha. Seventeen years old and looking closer to twenty-four, and still pretty in some sense. Which also was why cool guy kept her around. I realized the only reason I still was here, was because I just hadn’t been killed yet. I shot him in the face.
I know y’all can relate, right?
Dear G.. (choke) What is THAT SMELL?
Beepo? Is that you?
One complaint about the new layout is it uses too much “top space”
I think you’ve got a good thing going here but it could use a few tweaks.
99 bottles of Shmoo on the wall, 99 bottles of Shmoo…
ya take one down
ya think it into a growler of Broolyn East India IPA
ya pass it around
98 bottles of shmoo on the wall
Counting the seconds as they drop one by one into a crimson puddle on the ground.
Rabbit fan? Well I always did like Bugs, but wouldn’t actually call myself a fan…
OH, that’s what you said. My mistake. What’s with the long sleeved white coat there? For me? You really shouldn’t have.
Would anyone be surprised in any way whatsoever if the promised April 30th return actually happens closer to April 31?
As in, “You wouldn’t believe it, but even with a month lead time to get the boat on the fucking road, I found myself sucked into a COD marathon for like a week (fighting Zombie Romero is a killer!) and I am like sooooo behind but I promise you’ll get your long-awaited Brown Tuesday…maybe ;)”
I know, preaching to the choir, right, peeps? LOL
JY: I will not treat with Sauron’s slaves, faithless and accursed.
So one of the four lifts work. Good to see some things in the future never change….
Well, RD, one of the few absolute scientific truths in the universe is the inherent laziness of maintenance personnel.