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Weapon Brown 301
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Weapon Brown 301

by JY on June 30, 2014 at 12:00 am
Chapter: 11 Who's Your Daddy

└ Tags: Anne, bovo sapien, CAL, Chuck, damage, Fra Side, Hughie, laboratory, Shmoo, Snoop, tail

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    • Quick Links, 4/3/12 | Modern Ideas
      September 2, 2012, 6:43 pm | #
  1. Steve
    March 26, 2012, 12:37 am | #

    Golden punch line! I love it!

  2. punx
    March 26, 2012, 12:51 am | #

    Nice….if we are pulling into the last station, it’s been a hell of a ride, but I do think we are being given a false ending at the moment…..

  3. Disasterbation
    March 26, 2012, 12:54 am | #

    Cal is alive. I can feel it.

  4. pakopako
    March 26, 2012, 4:00 am | #

    ANNIE (Anne) is alive, I can’t believe it. Though Cal could have sunk in better (I thought he was lying on the floor at first) — he’s probably alive. I mean, BIFF TANNEN survived worse.

  5. pakopako
    March 26, 2012, 4:02 am | #

    Oh yeah. Tags need sleep. I mean, work. I mean, spelling. Gah.

    saryahe per
    stosul vested

  6. MeatShield
    March 26, 2012, 6:58 am | #

    Okay, if Chuck is admitting to feeling slightly winded (what with shards of glass sticking his back and Ol’ Sparky little more than scrap) I think we can assume that Hughie would be a pile of spilled spaghetti if he’d been in Chuck’s place.

    CAL is still alive, this was too easy, even for Chuck.

  7. CWR
    March 26, 2012, 8:44 am | #

    But Chuck didn’t even put on a pair of sunglasses!

  8. madwhiskeygrin
    March 26, 2012, 11:58 am | #

    “I feel like I might need to sit down”
    Comedy gold.

  9. Mike T
    March 26, 2012, 12:19 pm | #

    In deep shit … priceless !!

  10. Steve
    March 26, 2012, 12:36 pm | #

    Well I guess that’s that, the SHMOO is now chocked full of vitamins and ‘CAL’cium.

    JY: Ugh.

  11. menschenjaeger
    March 26, 2012, 1:30 pm | #

    I feel like this all happened just so we could build up to a crappy (ha! ha!) one-liner…and that’s actually completely awesome.

  12. v
    March 26, 2012, 2:33 pm | #

    Yes, a battle won, but not the war – the Syndicate is still out there…

  13. Baughbe
    March 26, 2012, 3:51 pm | #

    It’s not a party until somebody goes headless.

    April 30th, GD April 30th. You glorious bastard.

  14. Jor
    March 26, 2012, 4:12 pm | #

    All that last panel needs is a laugh track, a freeze-frame and some swinging credits music.

  15. Steve
    March 26, 2012, 4:27 pm | #

    WOO HOO! I made the lamest comment! I missed my calling, I should start writing for the Syndicate, fortunes abound 🙂

  16. Red
    March 26, 2012, 9:57 pm | #

    I knew it wasnt over. Neither is Cal. The syndicate wouldnt/wont give up on him that easily.
    See you in a month and good luck.

  17. WALL-R
    March 26, 2012, 10:58 pm | #

    You gotta think something’s gonna happen to Anne’s senses; regain regular vision, or lose her other senses, leaving her truly blind. Or maybe worse.

  18. pennychucker
    March 26, 2012, 11:35 pm | #

    Chuck… GET YOUR GUN.

  19. Smik
    March 27, 2012, 9:28 am | #

    OK, I thought I heard something ’bout a Weapon Brown graphic novel though, one that encompasses the whole damn thing?

  20. Steve
    March 27, 2012, 9:32 am | #

    @Smik, yes, once the story is over there will be a complete graphic novel. He said when he returns he will be wrapping up the story.

  21. Darranged
    March 27, 2012, 1:46 pm | #

    I’ve got to say, I’ve been reading Weapon Brown since the beginning on your site, and well…Sir, I salute you for all the awesome!

  22. Sentroller
    March 28, 2012, 10:59 am | #

    Ha, the horn guy was a bovo sapien. Who would have guessed. See you in 30ish days now it is pancakes time.

  23. tradebait
    March 28, 2012, 12:01 pm | #

    1st time Snoop’s been called a pussy, and that was a helluva party

  24. Ducky12
    March 28, 2012, 11:30 pm | #

    Sanatorium scares the hell out of me and I am a conservative ( I know, one of the only ones who frequent this site probably.) this makes me look forward to what you have in store for him in your comic JY. Sure it will be hilarious. Look forward to more Weapon Brown next month.

  25. Fluffy Bunny Slippers
    March 29, 2012, 4:18 pm | #

    You know… putting a half dead guy with a rampant imagination in goop of pure imagination fuel isn’t exactly a great idea

    Even if it can only make food, he might recreate the noodle incident

  26. Steve
    March 30, 2012, 7:01 pm | #

    Are we going to get the “30 shopping days until Christmas” countdown until the next Weapon Brown?

    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2we_dEFf-mw/Ts7wQz6I51I/AAAAAAAAAB8/aImTkytNnso/s1600/countdown-sample-2011.jpg

  27. danny vegas
    April 3, 2012, 4:21 am | #

    ….”later this year”….? … . … …. ….. . ….. .. …. . ……. … . ….
    (har-um-pfft)
    … . … .. …. ….. …. ……… . . .. ….. .. .. . . . …… .. … … … .. ..

    …thats me riddled with doubt-

  28. Baughbe
    April 3, 2012, 3:42 pm | #

    On the first day of the Apocalypse, my sweetie gave to me,
    A mutation for my snoopsie…

  29. Juicetice
    April 3, 2012, 3:48 pm | #

    I prefer the new menu buttons!

  30. Jorpho
    April 4, 2012, 10:47 am | #

    Oh THANK HEAVENS the flash is gone. Sorry, but Flash menus (on non-Flash sites, at least) went out of style a long time ago. Really, the only reason I thought you kept it around was as some kind of anti-bot measure or something.

  31. Jody
    April 5, 2012, 8:15 pm | #

    I much prefer the new design. Truth be told that annoying little click every time you rolled over one of the old Flash buttons annoyed the fuck out of me.

  32. punx
    April 8, 2012, 12:17 pm | #

    @CWR: “YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” [opening chords of “Won’t Get Fooled Again”]

    Sorry it took me so long to get around to noticing what you meant there LOL

  33. Smik
    April 9, 2012, 12:14 pm | #

    I’m with @Jody & @Jorpho. The “new” design is way better than the Flash-based one. Flash is a great animation tool, it’s a lovely-quick vector art program, and the fact that it’s easily put online is great… but yeah, Flash is terrible when it comes to actual web sites, especially navigation.

  34. His Highness
    April 15, 2012, 11:09 am | #

    This reminds me of this cool guy that hung out around our schoolyard. He had special candies that you had to smoke, but they made you feel real good. He came every day, and we got candy every day. Until he stopped coming. We waited, but nothing. We got desperate real fast, and skipped school to go look for him. We did find him, but he wouldn’t give us the candy anymore. We had to pay for our candy now, and none of us had money. But cool guy told us of cool ways to get money. Mostly ways of getting people to give us their money. It worked out pretty well, and we got our candy. Out of nine classmates, only two survived the next 3 years. Some got run down, beaten or shot to death. One was killed in juvenile prison. Timmy OD’ed. I survived, and so did Sascha. Seventeen years old and looking closer to twenty-four, and still pretty in some sense. Which also was why cool guy kept her around. I realized the only reason I still was here, was because I just hadn’t been killed yet. I shot him in the face.

    I know y’all can relate, right?

  35. Baughbe
    April 17, 2012, 4:37 pm | #

    Dear G.. (choke) What is THAT SMELL?
    Beepo? Is that you?

  36. Amlethus
    April 18, 2012, 12:40 pm | #

    One complaint about the new layout is it uses too much “top space”

    I think you’ve got a good thing going here but it could use a few tweaks.

  37. Baughbe
    April 21, 2012, 9:34 am | #

    99 bottles of Shmoo on the wall, 99 bottles of Shmoo…

  38. Sven DiMilo
    April 21, 2012, 4:32 pm | #

    ya take one down
    ya think it into a growler of Broolyn East India IPA
    ya pass it around
    98 bottles of shmoo on the wall

  39. Baughbe
    April 28, 2012, 11:24 am | #

    Counting the seconds as they drop one by one into a crimson puddle on the ground.

    Rabbit fan? Well I always did like Bugs, but wouldn’t actually call myself a fan…

    OH, that’s what you said. My mistake. What’s with the long sleeved white coat there? For me? You really shouldn’t have.

  40. punx
    April 29, 2012, 4:46 pm | #

    Would anyone be surprised in any way whatsoever if the promised April 30th return actually happens closer to April 31?

    As in, “You wouldn’t believe it, but even with a month lead time to get the boat on the fucking road, I found myself sucked into a COD marathon for like a week (fighting Zombie Romero is a killer!) and I am like sooooo behind but I promise you’ll get your long-awaited Brown Tuesday…maybe ;)”

    I know, preaching to the choir, right, peeps? LOL

    JY: I will not treat with Sauron’s slaves, faithless and accursed.

  41. roaddragon
    June 30, 2014, 9:41 am | #

    So one of the four lifts work. Good to see some things in the future never change….

  42. Elfguy
    June 30, 2014, 8:40 pm | #

    Well, RD, one of the few absolute scientific truths in the universe is the inherent laziness of maintenance personnel.

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