A BBRRR chill just ran from the back of my neck to the fun spot….Dare I say Lucy gave Cal some rough love?
Seeing what are probably the late Doc Van Pelt’s two crowning achievements going head-to-head is gonna be bigger than the end of everything as we know it, the universe itself may be crushed under the weight of this event, I dare say!
Ok, JY, I gotta ask, because it’s been bugging me since the FIRST time you published this panel: What the hell is that THING Van Pelt’s wearing supposed to be? Is it a dildo, or just part of some freaky-pants she’s wearing, or has the radiation caused her nether regions to mutate into some cosmo-sexual horror? Hopefully my longtime devotion will earn me a brief appearance from the overlord to answer my query.
@Gonzo I think that it is some kind of horrific strap-on that she’s going to use to traumatize prepubescent Calvin, making him think that all girls are vagina monsters with tit for eyes or something.
Captcha defines this procedure as “absurdly eProced”.
The doctor is in! I can’t wait to see a football being yanked away by the dominatrix Van Pelt 🙂
How are they going to accelerate his growth? I thought he was supposed to be a contemporary age with Chuck and all them…
Jim: This is all a recap of events that happened years go. Chuck killed Lucy a long time ago in the Weapon Brown universe.
Whoa. When they bring in Lucy, they’re not fooling around. Hard to believe she only charges five cents.
Also, I like how the partial shadow of CAL’s head looks like the Calvin we all remember.
— Captcha is perfect today: program voodooed.
When is Rosalyn going to show up?
Is it my imagination, or are the Chairman’s “horns” growing longer with each panel?
Still can’t wait to meet H.O.B.B.E.S!
A BBRRR chill just ran from the back of my neck to the fun spot….Dare I say Lucy gave Cal some rough love?
Seeing what are probably the late Doc Van Pelt’s two crowning achievements going head-to-head is gonna be bigger than the end of everything as we know it, the universe itself may be crushed under the weight of this event, I dare say!
Captcha gives a partial score: whigs 19
You, sir, owe me one bottle of Brain Bleach to scour that image from my memory.
I prefer ‘single malt’, for the record.
Cal’s aversion to girls EXPLAINED! Excellent!
Daaaaang it, Dr. Van Pelt is even creepier now! O_O
I thought Lucy was *dead* from the first book!
…oh wait – this was in the past. Nevermind. -_-
ThePikey
May 24th, 2010 at 9:56 pm
You, sir, owe me one bottle of Brain Bleach to scour that image from my memory.
I prefer ’single malt’, for the record.
At whom are you directing that comment??
of course, if c.a.l. LIKED his therapy, he’d have a grudge to settle with chuck. if he DIDN’T, then they might find some common ground.
for the man wanting single malt, my captcha is similar barley.
Damn, love those “panties”, would love to get a pair for the wife yumm.
@jody – I know. But Lucy, even pre-deceased, was Chuck’s age. If she’s fully grown here, how much younger is CAL-V1n then all of them?
Holy SHIT. Holy SHIT – this is … holy SHIT. This is the most badass comic EVER. I am just in AWE. The pointy-haired BOSS.
Holy SHIT. I’ve been sitting here, jaw hanging open, reading the whole thing, and I have to get up early tomorrow. (It was worth it. Holy SHIT.)
How did I miss your early stuff in 2001? I would have eaten that up…
Ding! We have another convert!
facade… that’s “XdN” right? (geeze these capchas are getting harder every week)
>>At whom are you directing that comment??
JY. But if you have any spare tequila laying around, I could put it to good use as well.
This would be the fifth or sixth time I’ve seen this panel; it holds me like a train wreck!
-Dragon like their lovin’ on the rough side, but OOWIE!
Ok, JY, I gotta ask, because it’s been bugging me since the FIRST time you published this panel: What the hell is that THING Van Pelt’s wearing supposed to be? Is it a dildo, or just part of some freaky-pants she’s wearing, or has the radiation caused her nether regions to mutate into some cosmo-sexual horror? Hopefully my longtime devotion will earn me a brief appearance from the overlord to answer my query.
@Gonzo I think that it is some kind of horrific strap-on that she’s going to use to traumatize prepubescent Calvin, making him think that all girls are vagina monsters with tit for eyes or something.
Captcha defines this procedure as “absurdly eProced”.
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Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw.