My effort to become the new Gene Roddenberry begins! Join my Patreon for free and let’s begin the fan-fueled journey to rescue Star Trek!
By joining my Patreon you will get to vote in my Fever Dream polls, and this month’s is a doozy! I am outlining a whole new agenda for Star Trek that will have Alex Kurtzman putting out a hit on me for certain! Go here to vote in the poll!

I did not commission this, Weapon Brown fans, but it exists and we must worship it!
My car needs a new muffler, so now seems like the perfect time to remind you that among my many talents are painting pet portraits! Got a relative who really loves their pet (alive or dearly departed)? A pet portrait really is the perfect gift! And Christmas is right around the not-too-distance corner!
You can purchase a portrait through Etsy, but if you join my Patreon at any tier I will cut you a price break!



(And I do horsies too!)

Ever been to a 50501 protest? Well, now you don’t have to! Click here to read the latest dose parade-peein’ from your favorite curmudgeon!















