If you don’t already hate life, this is guaranteed to push your disgust to it’s utmost threshold. Warning: Not for the easily sickened or those under a court-ordered suicide watch.
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"And after the thousand years, Satan will be released from his prison… and he will come out to deceive the nations which are in the four corners of the earth." Revelations 20:7-20:8 |
I’ve added a new page to this site to promote my services as a gun for hire in the realm of commissioned comic artwork. Have you been waiting years for an affordable means to acquire a frame-able portrait of a near-nekkid woman with a big, scaly claw? Hop to my commissioned art page! And remember: at Crazy Jason’s, our prices are OFF THEIR MEDDDDDS!!
Thanks to all of you new visitors for adding comments in that “shout out” post. It’s nice to see so many fresh faces here at Whatissumthinsumthin.com. I’m especially glad to see the amount of crossover appeal Weapon Brown has with you Girls With Slingshot fans. I guess no matter where you go, everyone likes boobs. Make sure to visit Daniel’s site and read her funny strip about two babes and a cactus.
I have begun running ads for Weapon Brown on various websites using the Project Wonderful service. So far I’ve seen a lot of hits, but no comments that I know of from new visitors.
So, if one of my ads has led you to this dark corner of the Internet, don’t be afraid to add a comment and let me know!
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Here’s a bit of instant karmic irony for you: National Review Online has an editorial written by John G. West, a creationist with the Discovery Institute, trumpeting the passage in Louisiana of some academic sodomy bill that will allow teachers to start slipping creationist bullshit about panda thumbs into their science lessons. Read it here,  then go to the top of the second page where he starts talking about “scientific ‘facts'”, and look at the ad right below that paragraph to see just where creationists are getting their “facts” from (note: you may have to refresh the page).
That surly cyborg of mine returns today to begin the second chapter of Blockhead’s War. I hope there are lots and lots of you who are excited by this, or else my life has been a gigantic sham.
In fact, Weapon Brown will be occupying a significant portion of my time for the rest of the year, as I strive to complete Blockhead’s War and assemble it with the existing Weapon Brown material for my long-promised Weapon Brown graphic novel, due to hit stores in 2009.Â
In order to pull that off, I am for the time being going to reduce the number of comic updates from three to two a week, those being Mondays and Wednesdays, so as to maintain a consistent schedule (Weapon Brown is a little more challenging to draw than Beepo and Roadkill. All those little gears in his arm take about 51 hours to render, and then I must run the art by some engineers at MIT I have hired to ensure plausibility).
To that end, Beepo, Roadkill and Squints will be taking a hiatus while I keep the Browniness flowing. They are by no means defunct, however! I am already drawing the next chapter of their adventures, which I assure you will take my lovable misanthropes into very, very uncharted waters. They will be back in full force around January, by which time I should have wrapped Chuck’s adventure up and slapped a bow on it.
In the meantime, I think you are going to genuinely dig the remainder of Blockhead’s War, which is going to be bigger, ballsier and more thrilling than anything you have seen so far as Chuck works his way up to the ultimate battle with a certain boy and his tiger.
So fasten your safety belts…then unfasten that shit! This trip ain’t gonna be for pussies.
