. . .
Oh and hey, another cliffhanger. Whod’a thunkit!
JY, fuck you and everyone who looks like you. Not only do you make us experience physical withdrawal symptoms when we can’t get our WB fix, but you take secret pleasure in making us wait.
I hate you so very much…but I just can’t keep the hatred…too much awesome…
If I had a daughter, I’d let you marry her.
Hell, if I had a Son I’d let you marry him!
I have a lawn and stay the hell off it.
I have farm animals. feel free to drop by.
Captcha has apparently got my exes mixed up: which harpy
I’m taking bets here. The secret of shmoo is either gonna be the milk, or sperm of some beloved comic strip character.
My question is which character and which fluid?
Schmoo comes from zits.
reCaptcha: gotthard be
JY, you know your craft well.
“No sir”, salesman Captcha said. “No site built homes are left. We do have, however, modular available”
oh and schmoo? Is probably from a schmoo.
No popeye in the tags?
reCaptcha explains what happened after the apocalypse: national ceases
Popeye’s elbow totally looks like a pair of balls, right? It’s not just me?
I already know what a schmoo is but I aien’t talkin. meanwhile cheers on including the farside cow.
Oh, you fucking cocktease.
WHY MUST EVERY PAGE BE A CLIFF HANGER?
From Wikipedia: “Shmue” was a taboo Yiddish term for the female reproductive organ, the ultimate fertility symbol. It’s one of many Yiddish slang variations that would find their way into Li’l Abner. Revealing an important key to the story, Al Capp himself wrote that the Shmoo metaphorically represented the limitless bounty of the earth in all its richness — in essence, Mother Nature herself”
Oh, yuck. I think I know where this is going.
Looks like Chuck can kiss Kansas goodbye – and say hello to THE FAR SIDE.
Captcha knows Chelsea has one of these: left mamma
You like bukkake, we like bukkake, reCaptcha likes bukkake: raining to
Apparently it does, NaOH. Captcha tells me “comely in”
Love the Gary Larson tofu cow in the background.
It’s obvious Jason puts a tremendous amount of work into his art.
@ Kilroy: Cliff Hanger, hanging from a cliff…
Who has kids the right age to know hat that references to.
I still want to know when you’re going to give Prickly City the slamming it so richly deserves.
Today’s captcha is: Jason do an extra update an Saturday
Ah, were that the monsters at Mad were not forcing me to produce a few new comics for them, t’would love to! But whence thou behold the source of the shmoo next week, you will know the meaning of satisfaction.
Professor Captcha motioned to the sign hanging on the wall to his left. “Aspirate Policy” it read.
The Professor looked back at the lieutenant, smugly. “And it is… our policy.”
Just a wild guess, but I suspect shmoo comes from something’s anus.
If Schmoo is what I think it is, It’s probably going to be along the lines of Slurm. If it is, congrats on the Futurama reference!
Captcha represents the feelings I have for JY’s cliffhangers: it torments
ah yes, captcha knows cliffhangers, and what we do with them:
Wooldoor Sockbat clum babies?
Captcha has a problem with its second generation kids:
The Shmoo is made of the Shmoo!!!
What? it is.
and i effin LOVE the far side reference in this strip.
Captcha dislikes Gilette razors: Smoother Dangerous
To all those saying the shmoo is from shmoo, think for a second; has JY EVER done anything that easy and or not gross?
I’m telling you the stuff has to come from an orifice on some syndicated comic strip. With any luck it’ll be something innocuous like from Luann’s genetically altered teen tatas, but knowing JY’s taste for the perverse, I’m laying good money it’s gonna be nasty.
My guess is that something broke out of its tube and attacked the scientists (one of whom is probably O. G. Wottasnozzle); it keeps them semi-alive in order to feed off of them, and shmoo is a by-product of this process.
— Captcha is into self-improvement: retrains by.
Working on the comic now! Mwuh ha ha! I alone know the secret of the Shmoo, and will keep it a secret as long as possible! Anyway, the comic should be up tonight.
JY, you do know it is against the Temporal Prime Directive to be sending updates from the future to the present….how can you post an update dated tomorrow tonight with the promise of the new strip being up tonight, though by all temporal law that it will be tomorrow night?
You really want someone to come stalking you in Rochester, don’t you? 😉
It was like Captcha was teasing me.
If anyone has the secret of shmoo: Kenmore know
Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that!
Cue appearance of minor character to divert the Chuck-and-Annie narrative.
Captcha’s mind is in Annie’s gutter…stanks the
Bah! I need to go to sleep! Damn you JY!
Captcha sings: a webbing we will go!
@jess: when you wake up tomorrow, it will be here, being posted at 11:59:59 just so JY can say he did post it tonight, the fucking bastard!
In this case, the truth is pretty shitty
Haw haw! it sure is, Marlowe!
Interesting to see how many new readers there are to this comic the second time around. I’ll leave the “interesting” surprise to Jason, but at least one person is pretty close so far.
Still rookies are good for the Kickstarter, at least. Virgin blood for the sacrifice!
Mitchness, if you’re insinuating I’m a rookie, I’m not 😛 Been reading DF for a few years now, so I’m not a salty vet but…
I just had to get in a snarky comment about what’s to come…
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